Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Ironically both of those things are timeless
thebeanishere 8
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.
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Comments (187)
Calyx_fml 22
He should buy you a lifetime supply of Valtrex.
MrsCantrell 0
I would sue him!!!
Cheesecakee 11
Dude this isn't even funny...i would kill somebody
scumbagmagnet 10
That sucks! I hope you find someone better than that. I hope the other girl gets what she deserves to.
JonnyRingo 0
That is my std of choice. Of course it would suck, at least you wont die from it.
afulks78 11
Haha omg I love the wording in this
cheetahbud159 7
Your actually the BEST girlfriend..... Date me?
SkardeyKat 3
She has herpes, you know.
icic6772 0
Well that was nice of him.
jakeshade11 8
You must feel like an ass. You go out and buy him something superficial like that, and he gives you a gift that you'll never lose or forget, the gift that keeps on giving. Sweet guy, we should strive to be more like him.
GroverGirl 4
Track down that ***** and smash everything worth anything in her house, then burn all her clothes. If anyone asks, play dumb and say it was so that no one else will get her herpes.