Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Ironically both of those things are timeless
thebeanishere 8
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.
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Comments (187)
InUrArea 4
I would replace it with a fake
SnailJamsss 6
That shit spreads like wildfire.
kp4294 2
I would be beating the hell out of someone. Him and her.
mizAJ 1
Sucks to be u
TheChad85 1
I recommend taking him to court, even in negligence he can be convicted of a crime for giving it to you.
TheNewGuy03 29
Herp-a-derp. *rubs crystal ball delicately* I see many ass-beatings in your future. |the kid|
JinxosGirl87 0
It's a good thing the "Rolex" was purchased from the guy in the trench coat on 5th Ave. The watch that was convienetly located in a position that rubs against his bare ******** ;)
wriptidez 0
ask to see the rolex u wanna see how it shines then leace with it
chanch 0
That's ****** up dump his ass and keep ur legs close
Lame3105 2
That sux