nuttedthefout
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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samsanpoet 0
You don't like nutella? :(
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning
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flamegrilled123 3
lol
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
Take the watch back. Buy him some bread. Now you can both share Nutella and Bread sandwiches. Winning
SMJ210 0
Maybe he has something really fun and exciting planned that involves that Nutella and you later tonight ;)
livin_plur 0
nutellas the shit don't hate :P
dank1 0
Nutella is fckn good!!! why u complaining?!
Keffin 0
cause she didn't get any bread along with it
LunaNstars 0
man i'd love a man for giving me nutella. that is some good stuff right there
kcluna 6
Next time, just give him some bread!!!
ImThePope 2
Maybe he will use that watch to time himself to see how long it takes to give you a mind blowing ****** tonight with that nutella. You never know.
dolphincheddar 10
you should have discussed a budget limit.. the. your gifts would be similar. like talk to him and say both ur presents will be around 30$ or whatever. not hard a lot of ppl do it
Lennsik 4
Damn, now I want some Nutella. Trade?
littlemissFYL 5
bitch, stop bragging.
morgan320 0
Don't underestimate nutella.
pwincessa23 1
hahaha I'dlove that! better than the purse I got for my fourth. lol jk
saaaalt 4
negotiate the budget price? wow I wouldn't wanna be in that relationship.. even though Nutella Is amazing. its a crappy two year anni gift...
hiyourcute 0
Is he mad because he got you a better gift?
changesinme 0
A rose - $5 A jacket - $25 A gold watch - $1000 NUTELLA - PRICELESS
xGraycloud 4
^^win :P stop hating, nutella's frkn awesome!
FuniiBunii 0
OP it's so obvious he forgot ur anniversary so he bought w.e :P (P.SBuy him carrots next time ;)
Mr_awsome 0
hahahahaha my sister got nutella for christmas hahahaha thts wht she gets for being such an asshole
JustOhSoLovely 6
Nutella is incredible. I would be excited
flickyourbic1223 7
8- You don't have to call it nutella 'and bread' sandwiches. When you are stating the components of a sandwich bread is a given. "Hey what do you want on your sandwich" "Well I prefer turkey. Swiss cheese, light mayonnaise, oh and bread of you have any!" "Oh, I thought you just wanted a sandwich, you should have mentioned that you wanted a bread sandwich." "Just get in that kitchen and make me a bread sandwich" What the heck?
Ididyourmother 4
+1 man, +1
ceddyz17 10
sounds like he got the sweeter end of the deal
maskedman 9
I don't know about that. Nutella tastes pretty sweet.
ceddyz17 10
never had it
ugliness 6
:O never???? that's impossible, nutella is heaven on toast <3
ceddyz17 10
i never seen it in Vermont only hippie organic crap
Darkhatchling 0
he gave you his nuts in a jar? lol. what a wuss.
C6Racer 0
Nutella on a toasted sesame seed bagel with banana slices. Omg I just jizzed in my pants.
glorialaura21 8
o.o I've never had nutella either.
TigerBloodGirl15 0
She should shit in the jar and put it in some toast for him. We'll see how much likes it then.
largefoofighter 0
what kind of person wears a gold watch? is his name vinnie?
maa_rico 4
the only thing in this world that comforts me right now is nutella :' ( no psn.
bernard919lewis 0
ikr I can't get on! stupid hackers...
06tc 0
the things you could do with each other, plus nutella. damn you have one smart bf
BlackOpsPWNR 0
he was making a pun you guys :/ "got the SWEETER end of the deal"
ceddyz17 10
awh =(
Jezlovespink 5
Nope she did nutella is BOMB lucky I want some... but I never get paid in nutella :°( ha btw nutella will make u happier (cuz it gots chocolate) a watch doesnt maybe juz like 4 5 seconds....
MissBunny25 0
sit down, shut up, and eat your nutella, you ungrateful bastard!
ceddyz17 10
maybe she has a dog? hmmmm
thatoneaggie 0
maybe that's a cue to make him a sandwich?
fmart 0
missbunny always has the best comments lmaoo
ChickenInMyKitch 4
^i agreeeeeeee!
BWill9014 4
hmmm I have never had nutella
nutsackmuscle 0
it's a gift straight from the gods.
AnagenisisZagus 13
71, 85, nice slurping you're doing there.
C6Racer 0
Haha 118. Agreed.
MissBunny25 0
*presses metaphorical like button*
comepoopwithme 0
#135 is slurping to #118 0.o
ShutMeOut 0
My thoughts exactly!
C6Racer 0
Are you sure only a "like" button will do? lol
kookoo831 0
i agree
newnew8 0
lol nutella is bombbbbb!
oemgeezz 0
aw nuts...
oemgeezz 0
aw nuts...
CommonSenseKarma 17
What is this... Nutella? I am perplexed.
o5okitty 3
I live quite close to you, 153
codyfaber 0
nutella is the most thoughtful gift you can receive! you have a great boyfriend and you should be happy!
mikeduse 0
missbunny I have always found you extremely ******* annoying
oemgeezz 0
aw nuts...
samsanpoet 0
You don't like nutella? :(
Jonny_Trump 0
Your pic is appropriate for that comment. XD
ImaWiseGuy 5
I love nutella!!!
Got_any_grapes1 4
I know right! Nutellas awesome!
bigbadtim 7
It's the thought that counts.
regsworld11 2
sounds like a keeper.. but atleast you got something SWEET?
mykool87 0
hi
Insane_Tea 15
Nutella. It's yummy in your tummy!
corrinaswan 0
yummy yummy i got love in my tummy and I feel like loving u
ps3broski 0
hahaha xD ^
whitesox365 0
(insert sweet joke here)
marissakmnn 0
toast for your nutella or do you prefer a spoon?
rocketeer_97 1
hey, nutella is delicious.
marissakmnn 0
It would have been funny if it was an empty jar.