Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Ironically both of those things are timeless
thebeanishere 8
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.
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Comments (187)
False_Stupidity 42
I read that about 50% of the worlds population already has the herpes virus, just that not everyone gets the breakouts.. It almost seems inevitable
Marcella1016 32
There's different types of herpes. That statistic probably includes chicken pox and cold sores. And yes, those are all types of herpes.
leadman1989 16
Ha jokes on him... You bought it with his money. :)
jack_tells_truth 0
You dated him, you deserve it. Try to find a faithful guy instead of a cheater douche. Hope ya learned your lesson
THE_A_TEEN 28
You know, a person doesnt show their true colors until later. Saying "YDI, because you chose him" is so ******* close minded..
torijeanne198705 4
That's like saying if your married and your spouse hits you; you deserve it because u married him or her I agree ppl don't always show their true colors. Idiot!
jack_tells_truth 0
Girls date douchebags all the time while putting down the nice guys. So when karma comes around and they get some bad stuff happen, they deserve it.
EndUser 0
Bitter much, #161? Why don't you take your sad little issues elsewhere? You don't know jack about this girl. Of course she doesn't deserve to be strapped with the retarded stigma and forced to put up with selfish douchebags like you. News flash: nice guys don't say shit like what you said.
jack_tells_truth 0
I've observed this dozens of times, to myself and others. The girl disses the nice guy and dates the jerk, but whines and complains when something bad happens. It's karma and they deserve it. Now let's think bout this. We have no idea what this girl is like. So it's also understandable she could have cheated on her boyfriend and bought the rolex out of guilt but waited till the anniversary so it wouldn't be suspicious and neglected to mention this as it would flood the ydi. Can't prove me wrong
EndUser 0
Your defense is that I can't prove a negative? Do you know what a logical fallacy is? The cheater is responsible for his actions. She does NOT deserve this. Karma is BS for bitter people. I think you're just a bitter asshole who wants to blame others for your failures. Can't prove me wrong. :P
jack_tells_truth 0
No I can't prove you wrong, that's fair. Ps it wasn't a defense, just food for thought. You really can't say anything is true here, that's what I'm getting at. Example: how do you know this fml is even true? You want to talk logic, let's talk
Lenho 26
I agree: your boyfriend is a douche. Sorry, OP. BTW: I loved the wording of this FML.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Dump him, that is all...
moomoomeow2 7
I'm really sorry.
Capt_Oblivious 10
It's a gift that'll last forever. Kinda like a diamond, except that no one else will want to take it from you.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
i hope you dumped him, then kicked him in the nads.
babytunechi 0
smash the watch, have sex with him, give him the herpies and move to Alaska.
je_suis_fml 11
How can she give him something he already has? Supersize his herpes, huh?
teenagedream13 1
He had the herpes first.
KayleeXLoVe21 0
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Well that blows. Ive been dating my boyfriend for a year and 3 months yesturday(: and hes already given me 3 juicy necklaces.. A hugee teddy bear. He gets me flowers all the time and a couple shirts. Not to mention hes planning on giving me a tiffany and co ring(: but gifts shouldnt be why a relationshipis going. As long as you have love, gifts really dnt matter:P its just a perkk. Lll
sierra142 19
Insensitive
jobsman99 0
You must give a great ******** and have some great sex for him to do all that.
interexntsc 12
that's cause you do oral
glittercookies 12
Nothing wrong with oral. But thank you so much for sharing what your boyfriend buys you. We really loved your stupid bragging.
JinxosGirl87 0
Poor whipped man was born without a spine :(
TheNewGuy03 29
...wait, you're 16. Am I the only one that sees anything weird about this?
Omgitsaireyonna 6
Hahaha. He must be cheating. Sneaky guy. But smart. If he's cheating.(: