Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Ironically both of those things are timeless
thebeanishere 8
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.
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TheSissons 1
WOW. Most of you in here talking down to and mocking her need to go back to school and learn how to spell and form an actual thought before you try to be nasty to someone. If any of you had half a brain you'd appreciate what she did for her man. Rolex doesnt make a cheap watch and if shes buying him one im sure she treats him more than well. There isnt a single thing funny about her getting done the way she did. Idiots like her boyfriend make it so much harder for people (male and female) to find someone worth wild since dropping the Herpe' bomb is usually a conversation killer
kinsheck8 0
haha omg ew
ndclover 3
It sucks that you didn't find out in time he cheated on you with someone who has herpes, but at least he didn't get off scotch free. Sorry about what you have to deal with, you have my sympathy completely. Douchiest boyfriend story on FML.
SHIPSx 2
Ohhhhhhhh damn.
EndUser 0
Even people who wear condoms and discuss STD testing can still get it. They don't test for it unless you ask for it specifically. About 1 in 6 Americans have HSV-2. Might not be forever, though. The HPV vaccine guy is working on one for HSV-2. Several other biotech co. too. Give it 5 years.
Lubpynk 0
I like how people are saying you can sue someone who gives you an STD, I would love to be in that court room and hear what the judge says about that lmao. and for the douche who said tell his family so they don't get infected, well idk how your family is but I know most families don't sleep together..... pretty sure you can't catch it like a cold!
xXxrachhunnixXx 12
lol at the 'like a cold' - I don't think you can sue for herpes, but for some STDs, you can sue under biological GBH :)
didthatreallyhap_fml 14
yes you can sue for any life altering std but for aids/hiv you cant because it is considered attempted murder to knowingly pass those on so the person would have to adhere to whatever rules a murderer would have to in that case.
Lubpynk 0
ok I see for maybe aids or HIV never really thought about that
mickstisy 3
He's a re-gifter!
shanianikkole 5
the gift that keeps on giving.,,
XDsmileyDX_fml 24
At least you have something in common.
nightops 8
Definite YDI. That's why you wait until marriage. It may be "old skool", but at least u decrease it chances ;p