Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Ironically both of those things are timeless
thebeanishere 8
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.
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ThisIsSpicy 2
Well, herpes are kind of like diamonds, they're forever.....
Taays 0
poor thing
evebright 5
At least he gets to enjoy the pleasures of herpes for a lifetime too! Take a souvenir when you dump him, like maybe a nipple...or his pecker.
goldfish78 11
Herpes- priceless
BighornB 0
Ah the joy of giving
mrwiggles5422 4
I'm sorry, but i must say... Bahahahahahahaha!!! that's what you get for not making him wear a jimmy. "no ballon, no party" should be your motto.
BlAzEtHiS 0
I'd get that Rolex back, like yesterday.
chevylynnB87 2
Bummer....
clockworkrainbow 3
Correct me if I'm wrong but, you can sue somebody for giving you an STD if they know they have it. It'd be a hard case to win, though..
mspeacock 6
Give him something... Like a black eye, broken rib, or something of that nature. And I'd send a letter to him mother letting her know. Guys don't normally want their mom to know they are a shit bag.