Today, the guy I was hopelessly crushing on 4 years ago who told me, and I quote, “I’d rather stab my dick with pins & needles and dip it in lemon juice than go out with Miss Piggy.” is now saying, “Wow, hun you look great! You know, I always liked you, can we give it another shot?” I’ve lost 65 pounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man I've liked for so long asked me out on a date. Three years ago I fell for him and he denied me unless I "lost 100lbs” Now I've lost about 85lbs (not because of him, but for myself) and he wants to give me the time of day. I still like him, but I feel like I have to watch my weight to keep him if I say “Yes.” FML
Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
Today, I summoned the courage to tell this guy how I felt after weeks of the talking stage. I told him that I wanted to know where this was going. He responded by saying, “This is not going anywhere unless you lose at least 50 pounds… but you’re a great friend with an amazing personality though.” FML
Today, a guy I was into and who denied me because he “saw me as a friend only” began to date another girl. I asked him, “Why her and not me?” and he wouldn’t tell me. After pestering him, he finally caved in, saying, “Fine, plus sized girls are not my thing. Happy now?” So in other words, I have to lose weight to find love. FML
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
Today, I ran into an old coworker. Several years ago, he had a creepy, obsessive crush on me. Now, he's lost over a hundred pounds, makes over twice as much as me, and isn't a complete weirdo anymore. I asked him if he wanted to get a drink sometime and 'catch up'. "Nah, I'm good." FML
Today, a guy I know asked me out after me losing 75lbs. I declined because I don’t want to be with someone who only wants me for my body. I asked him, “Where was this energy two years ago when I was 75lbs heavier?” He replied, “Can you blame me?” And people wonder why us women choose the bear. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, the man of my dreams who I met online and have been exchanging messages with day and night for weeks asked the dreaded question: “Can you send me a full body pic?” It’s been 5 years since I had a guy hit me up. I weigh 300 lbs and look like a potato with legs. I don’t wanna lose him. FML
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FluffythePink 23
"Yeah... I'd rather blow torch my vag than let it near your dick, mate" Is the correct response before finding an actually decent guy to have a good time with. Enjoy your new self and don't give this brain dead, leg humping horny chihuahua another thought 💋
Iamthebanzai22 21
There are ways to turn somebody down without being hurtful, but he chose to be mean. I am sorry about that. Well done on losing weight!!! I dunno, maybe if you date him you will find that he is really not a nice guy and get closure. And maybe now you are way out of his league.
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Comments (6)
009bouris 5
would say pass. but that’s what happens when you get in shape people treat you different
Iamthebanzai22 21
There are ways to turn somebody down without being hurtful, but he chose to be mean. I am sorry about that. Well done on losing weight!!! I dunno, maybe if you date him you will find that he is really not a nice guy and get closure. And maybe now you are way out of his league.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
No need to date him. It's already crystal clear he's not a nice guy.
FluffythePink 23
"Yeah... I'd rather blow torch my vag than let it near your dick, mate" Is the correct response before finding an actually decent guy to have a good time with. Enjoy your new self and don't give this brain dead, leg humping horny chihuahua another thought 💋
D J's MOM 17
excellent reply!!! wish I had thought of that
IHaveThePower 18
Go punch him in the balls and find someone who is actually worth your time.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Kudos to you for losing the weight, but I seriously hope you told that jerk a big fat no. He's a shallow misogynist and you absolutely deserve better.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Your best move here is to strut your stuff in front of him. Let him drool over what he'll never have.