Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend and mine's six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same, so I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What did he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years hooked up with a girl who got herpes from a Michigan football player. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Ironically both of those things are timeless
thebeanishere 8
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas except herpes that shit will follow you.
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Comments (187)
PokeMandee 4
3 years and you buy him a rolex? That's way too much if you aren't married or engaged. I've been with my boyfriend 4 years and the most he's given me was a dvd.
lajaynay 15
Wow. Your boyfriend is awful. Even a decent necklace would be better. DVDs have hardly any thought put into them. "I think she said she likes Transformers... Yupp, perfect for our 4 year anniversary gift!"
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Pffft what's a dvd? It's all about streaming netflix now.
KiddNYC1O 22
DVD? I feel sorry for you, 11. Some people even move in together by their 3rd year or earlier which is an even bigger commitment than a Rolex...
mrmrmrman 6
who are you to say whats to much in a relationship?
chelseaaababyyy 17
not something to be proud of..
ohmandapants 17
Your boyfriend is a cheap ass. I'm going to assume you are too, seeing as you think it's completely normal.
PokeMandee 4
I know he doesn't have much money so I'm more than happy if I receive a DVD as a gift, and to pay for the dates we go on. At least he doesn't sleep around and give me herpes.
Zmeilerr 22
Ahh, the gift that never stops giving.
pinkspaceboundro 0
Wow, that is truly awful. I'm sorry op. Well, I'd take that watch back and pay for you a doctor visit and get on some medicine stat.
kaykay20 0
Well theirs not much prescription wise for type one usually just a dental paste for the canker sores on the inside. Carmex, mouth numbing ointment, and cold sore ointment is available at any store. With type 1 and type 2 it can spread onto other parts of the body so she should be careful about touching the sores, wash her hands throughly, and avoid any sexual contact when she thinks she will or currently has an outbreak.
pinkspaceboundro 0
Well I seen commercials for something that helps stop or prevents breakouts... Idk? But that truly is an unfortunate thing to happen to someone.
bigbadtim 7
Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.
CryMoreFMLs 15
A gift so nice, she* gave it twice! ***She being the other girlfriend.***
asterik99 3
Surprise him with a new gift, the ol' bear trap.
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
handsome blak man ;)
lizard399 0
That *****!
perdix 31
I'll bet the other girlfriend didn't even intend to give you a gift to commemorate your anniversary. She's probably pissed that her man is cheating on her with you.
Sonic_boomerang 5
Or maybe the other girlfriend knew about you for awhile and was pissed so she gave your boyfriend herpes to give to you.
perdix 31
You do realize the other girlfriend would have had to go out and contract herpes (which she would then have forever) to get it to the OP? There are better ways to **** up the other woman.
Sonic_boomerang 5
I'm fully aware herpes don't just appear and I didn't say she went out and got them just for this occasion did I? Maybe she's a serial herpes giver?
pike1346 3
Ohhhhhhhhh!
zyron7568 0
Ouch. He obviously loves you!
Shadow_Phantom 26
Ooooooh. >.o FYL.