Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
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Top comments
MSJ91 1
haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory
stickitystickman 0
HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.
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Comments (142)
akiro525 3
he can see the funnier side of things, wish you a happy married life.
p00p0ster0us 0
Farts make every wedding more magical. (I had to chuckle when I pressed the button labeled "Spill the beans!")
Marcela93 0
At least you have a funny story to tell your future kids
hugin_fml 0
At least your new husband has a sense of humour. ^_^
annbanan1767 0
Why would u clench your butt in the first place?
macc55 2
as long as you didn't shit your dress while farting u should be fine.
4440123 0
way to ruin your wedding day
Hazy_fml 0
Well.. HAPPY WEDDING DAY!
nodayliketoday 0
ahahahahah, I'd love it if my boyfriend dealt with a ripper that way! That's hilarious. Kudos to him for making the happiest day of your life even better!
Bunneh18 0
At least your husband has some sense of humor. :D