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Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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ohmygolly 0
You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?
GameRater01 0
oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.
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GameRater01 0
oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.
locklock 0
sux dint u notice the thing in between his legs
EmoPolarBearShim 0
was it bill kaulitz? haha as much as tokio hotel I'd my favorite band and all that jazz, I will not hesitate to call then fruity little fags xD
EmoPolarBearShim 0
*is stupid iPod xP
LovelyTokyo 0
lmaooooo this is definitely going in my favorites.
geechmofoshibab 0
Hahaha the last girl i asked out said yes. But hours later she tells me that shes a lesbian and she invited her girlfriend over to help explain things. It was crazy.
noobienick 19
I feel ya. I was in love with a lesbian once.
Smoxxii 17
Hey 149... I wonder if it was all a ruse. Maybe she got too nervous or gave you her answer by mistake? And she wanted to let you down easy by calling up one of her girl friends and asking her to pretend to be her girlfriend? If not, it could have been a possibility. Girls do some crazy shit.
qwerty123456789o 14
How can u not realize that before
peerson97 5
Those four girls you asked out probably lied. Saying you're gay is a nicer way of saying no way I'll go out with you.
jorgevianacr 6
I agree with #187, odds are 3 out of those 4 just lied to you to not hurt your feelings
tifdunc 14
#172 you look like such a pussy. No way you like girls
laylaeve 9
Man metro guys really make things complicated...I've been mistaken for a hot guy when my boobs were dds...
ufail 0
yea Keep swinging THE OTHER WAY
ohmygolly 0
You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?
Tsumetai_fml 0
XD that poem is awsome this fml reminds me of someone on my fave forum, posted a cosplay of this hot bishonen 'guy' and for a few pages ppl were drooling over 'him' but someone was like ''i know that person, 'she' has a deviantart'' XD
jbt420 0
that poem just made my day
Rhythm_Man 0
that poem is excellent.
ppl2ppl 4
Bravo my friend, bravo. :)
tifdunc 14
Can I favorite a comment?
Credibleskills 28
Wow nice poem lmao!
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
#3, NICE limerick.
quazed4812 5
perfect limerick
KingLewisII 34
Omg that poem was so funny I started crying
rllyfrickenbored 17
i totally read that as a rap song omg
Anony_fml 0
Sounds like girls aren't your thing.
crazyhobo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's life, no need to post your story on FML over something like that (besides the fact that its funny).
ppl2ppl 4
Umm, whole point of the FML website is life stories that are unfortunate to others but yet oh so hilarious to us? This statement is irrelevant. :P
abrons 0
Your an idiot...
ALlamaOnFire 20
Sorry, I had to... You're*
_EnderDoge 22
Do you know what the app is? It's not supposed to be made up stories and dreams.
collardgreens 0
You had a crush on her for over 8 months and didn't know she isn't a girl? Or do you mean she is a guy currently transitioning. In which case she is a girl, so whats the big deal?
popoman 0
It's your fault for not knowing "she's" not a girl, especially after eight months. You should at least know "her" name, and that should help with judgment. Also, you could have talked to "her" friends to try to get to know her.
lizamaphone 6
I agree with this. I'm dating a transguy....
MTFandProud 0
Dating a transwoman certainly wouldn't make you "gay". Keep in mind that she is even less happy about what's in her pants than you are. She's a woman and you should treat her as such. If she's a transman then I hope you were at least nice.
drummerp64 16
I can't tell if OP means a MTF transgender/transsexual, in which case I'd say YDI for not understanding and being close-minded, or a FTM in which case I'd say FYL because that does just suck. Or just a guy who looks like a girl, in which case YDI for not getting to know them at all after liking them for 8 months. Or an intersexual, in which case I'm not even sure how to vote, honestly.
Meaniebobeanie 26
'Hey! I've seen you around before, what's your name?' 'Its Jessie' 'Well ****.'
bazookajoey 27
The amount of tolerance & acceptance on this page makes me so happy!
lizzylilo 0
androgyny for the win
mf_fml 0
sleepaway camp.
GraveRobber14 13
That movie has a VERY surprising ending. XD
30days 0
hahaha #8
ohreally123 0
aw, that sucks