Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
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Top comments
MSJ91 1
haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory
stickitystickman 0
HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.
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Comments (142)
Rotte_Ferret 0
:-P hey wedding memories lol spiced it up alil :)
pwnrzero 0
oh well, couldve been worse when i first read this, i thought by 'rip' you meant your wedding dress split down the middle
textme 0
that sucks hahahahaha he sounds like a nice guy
ydi_bitch 0
YDI for eating beans
invisible19 0
aww thats awful!! A friend of mine also had her wedding today =( Hopefully the rest of your wedding went okay!
failsatlife23 0
lmao nastyyy
Cat0004 0
Damn, that is embarrassing, one of the most important day of your life, probably caught on video. I feel bad for you. Fyl for sure!
theoceanscool 0
Haha, at least you he made a joke about it, and now you'll have something to tell your kids about your wedding day :)
Turnip_Girl 0
XD Congratulations nonetheless!
tipsy337 0
At least you didnt queef
little_metalbear 0
that's just gross xD