Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
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perdix 31
I have this image of your big, fat corpulent torso hopelessly wedged in the window frame, while your pale, hairy, spindly, little legs flail wildly and futilely in the air. That is worse than both choices you provide. Having your child realize that you are an incompetent boob is probably the worst part.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Reporter - Could you describe what happened here and why that man is stuck in the window? Also, why is he dressed up in a toga? Neighbor - When it's time to party, they party hard. (cue Andrew W.K. song)
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Comments (33)
joker3069 0
first ahahaa funny thou
vgmaster 0
u guys r mean lol
Iamnotmyself 17
I'm meaner.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Suck it in fatty, suck it in!
amy397123 0
You know what else would be resourceful? Losing weight.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
They grabbed the butter he had in his pockets. Grease that belly!
The_Advice_Guy 0
http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt133/xXxEmoBoyToyxXx/COW.jpg Artists rendering of the scene.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Reporter - Could you describe what happened here and why that man is stuck in the window? Also, why is he dressed up in a toga? Neighbor - When it's time to party, they party hard. (cue Andrew W.K. song)
perdix 31
I have this image of your big, fat corpulent torso hopelessly wedged in the window frame, while your pale, hairy, spindly, little legs flail wildly and futilely in the air. That is worse than both choices you provide. Having your child realize that you are an incompetent boob is probably the worst part.
AntiChrist7 0
Some weight. Lose it
amatayo 0
how small is the window?
blastvortex 4
Are you for real or are you just ripping off the Yotsuba&! manga (or something similar)? If it's the former, FYL - that really sucks. If it's the latter, get out and don't come back.