Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
Today, my sister threw my water bottle as a joke. When I stepped off the bleachers, my right foot lost its footing and my other foot followed. Now I have two sprained ankles at the same time. FML
Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
Today, my sister was yet again sprawled out on the kitchen floor. Passed out drunk? Nah, it was a "die-in" as part of her plan to annoy us into becoming insufferable vegans like her. I accidentally stepped on her hand and she screamed, making me jump and splash hot coffee everywhere. FML
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PrincessPesa 20
I can't wait to see this on YouTube.
brackaman 18
Was it a cut out of slender man?
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brackaman 18
Was it a cut out of slender man?
GypsyRover 0
When good pranks go bad! Lol. Sometimes it's funnier. Sorry op. I know broken fingers hurt like a mother bitch.
MormonPornstar 7
28 - What? Next time, think about what you're going to post first, and then not post it.
cottycheese 0
42- Maybe you should think abiut what you post first. If you look at the comment above his, you'd clearly see someone put "hurt like a mother bitch." All he was doing was questioning it. I'm pretty sure a monkey could have figured that out.
SuperKnuckels 6
Classic!
NinjaAssasin720 0
Hopefully it was slender man
kyat288 9
I was babysitting and slept over night in one of the kids rooms and he had a life size (about 6 foot) cardboard cut out of Cena... I have a Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern one (y)
PrincessPesa 20
Oh gooood for you! And how was it?! My Christian Bale cutout from the Terminator really wants to know.
PrincessPesa 20
I can't wait to see this on YouTube.
CuriousAlien 7
Damn. You stole what I was gonna say.
skittlestrailmix 14
Please post the URL in here if someone finds it!
MrsAlexander83 10
I was thinking the same thing. Time to go youtube surfin!
TurtleSmile 14
Gotcha!
AlexRen 21
Lmfao I read this in LSP voice from adventure time.
oj101 33
Give her the two fingers cuss. Oh wait... You can't. Sorry OP
WritingWrongs 8
Well she *does* have another hand...
neurodoc 1
What you woke up in the wrong side if the bed?
ObeyAlliance 7
No
SApprentice 34
So your sister just stood there filming her sibling in agony? Yeah, good family values there.
Helldemon 32
Where did you get that from? She wouldn't have had to check on her until she fell out of bed and by that time she would have "got it all on video"
SApprentice 34
13- I see what you mean. I just got this instant image of OP waking up, falling, screaming in agony, and the sister taking a second to make sure the video took and sitting the camera down before checking on OP. I'm sorry, I just jumped to a conclusion when I read it I guess.
gigglingalways 6
The prankster side of me appreciates this immensely. The soft side of me does wish you a speedy recovery.
ICastillo 25
And the prank war begins!!
perdix 31
I hope the video came out right -- I'm sure you wouldn't want to do another take.