Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I found my ex on Bumble for the second time. She lives with her husband, whom she married a decade ago. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
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Top comments
cellycrunk 16
That's terrible. Maybe you can show that to the divorce lawyer and get some good money.
Im2Shy 16
I disagree. Some people that use dating sites are busy working and don't go out to too many places where single people frequent.
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Comments (75)
cellycrunk 16
That's terrible. Maybe you can show that to the divorce lawyer and get some good money.
adrian1910 15
People who use dating sites are pathetic.
Im2Shy 16
I disagree. Some people that use dating sites are busy working and don't go out to too many places where single people frequent.
coldwar252 13
I agree, but she was MARRIED
poncho55 40
#10, I never would've found my soulmate had I not tried a dating site. I didn't take the site very seriously at first and wasn't actually expecting to find someone worth dating, let alone marrying! But hey! Whatdaya know?! I found the most amazing, perfect, person for me. :) Just because it doesn't work for you doesn't mean it's lame.
Im2Shy 16
#23, thank you for just giving ME some hope!
foxwasalamb 24
back to the original subject, someone enlighten me? how would that get OP money? I've never heard of that
feven 32
^ I'm no lawyer but uh I think it has to do with like your states alimony and whether cheating and stuff is included so like the court like decides which spouse to give more money to? Wow haha sorry if Im confusing. I'm just saying stuff I heard
teyyoshi 19
I wonder if somebody find a mate via FML site
littleteapot 21
Yea but there are some "no fault" states so it wouldn't matter anyway
RA91 26
Sounds close enough, if you ask me, lol.
RA91 26
#50 I haven't found a soul mate, but I've meet some seriously cool girls, that I'm friends with now. You never know what'll happen down the line.
unikim 10
I found my amazing man on a dating site as well! We're to very different types of people to have been able to have run into each other out side the sight. As a funny gag, both of us had a friend put us online (and both of us never had issues in finding a date) but as a joke we played on it, then we found each other! Lessoned learned "don't knock it till you try it!" Totally worth it, and if people (strangers) still look at us as pathetic for it being a dating sight that we found each other..... Still TOTALLY worth it!!! And will say it with a smile on my face to you cuz if it wasn't for that sight I wouldn't be this happy :)
ricardof 19
I guess that's the reason you didn't work out
BlackStar288 10
I can see this happening "Today, I found out that the person I've been talking to on a dating site was secretly my ex-husband. FML"
kyrasrayne420 4
thats horrible. ive caught my bf on dating sites. whats with this bs?
Welshite 40
So those dating site compatibility surveys really work? That means there's no hope for me.
MrSassypants 34
Welshite, don't worry about those things. You'll find someone. Those things tell me I'm not compatible with anyone, so I lowered my standards more.... still not compatible with anyone. Then I lowered my standards until I basically had no standards and now I am in a happy relationship with my hand. I'm thinking of proposing.
Welshite 40
Invite me to the wedding. At least then I get to witness someone be happy.
dragonkisses28 25
I'm free if neither of you are psycho stalker/killers.
MrSassypants 34
Nah. I'm not a psycho stalker/killer. I'm just your average stalker/killer.
dragonkisses28 25
Well, as long as you aren't a psycho...
Dlzq 22
Well, shit. You know if she cheated on you?
Marie54321 19
Too bad you didn't find the website before you married her, could have found out that you guys weren't a good match and you could have saved yourself a lot!
boxers4lyfe 17
From the way this is worded, I'd assume she only made her profile after the first year of their marriage. So if he had went in before they got married, then her profile wouldn't have been there.
Im2Shy 16
I'm sorry OP but at least now this cheating bitch will be someone else's problem. Hope you find your perfect match :-)
amazinghermit 14
It would be more worrying if it rated youa good match. Then you could sue for misinformation when you married :p
Mauskau 36
Well, look at it this way, you're no longer with her and you don't owe her anything. She's an ex for a reason, don't always trust the website match making :)
CoGhostRider 31
It said they were not a match, seems pretty accurate so far.
CoGhostRider 31
Apparently that site knows something it took you 5 years to realize.
cmchappy 25
11thats because computers don't make mistakes