horriblegf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sneezeattack
Aurora, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
thornrose22
United States
Do it again
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Zippyzoo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
That'll do it
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
WorstMedicalBill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Achoo
United States
Love is…
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
snotface
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You coming?
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML
omglifee
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Take what you can
Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
Top comments
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution
Doortje 30
Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better ******!
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4evermossin 0
here's a good idea show him how to do it and how you like it not everyones perfect
triggerit 5
what's common with sex and sneeze? do you use your nose when having a sex?
eminembmwh 0
get at me and you will see what you have been missing
Bartimaeus 7
Well, it's not completely his fault you suck in bed. It takes two to tango, and by "tango" I don't mean lying there like a ragdoll or blowup doll and complaining about your buttons not being pushed the right way... This is where the COMMUNICATION part of a relationship comes in. Talk to him and he can fix it. Bitching to strangers online will get you nowhere- unless you end up taking this advice. :P P.S. In bed, it's never one person's fault. It's like a math equation (I hate math but whatever) BOTH sides have to be EQUAL for you to get the right solution.
slynoble32 11
he must gots a chode
justanotherbird 19
What is with all of you thinking it's her fault for not "telling him how she wants it." Especially the idiot on #35 assuming she just "lies there like a ragdoll", as if they know anything about her sex life. Seriously, maybe she has tried to show him and he is just a lazy or inconsiderate in bed or it just hasn't gotten better. This has happened to me with a guy....and that ended it pretty fast.
Illblowyourmind 3
you should spice it up and add some hot fudge, what could go wrong?
iliketurtles99 0
you are probly fat. I mean just huge so you can't feel it
krez 20
There is nothing as divine as a cigarette after a good sneeze...
DANduhMAN 0
I suggest adding sex toys to make it interesting and fulfilling for both of you. For instance, how about a big, thick Pepper Grinder?