horriblegf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sneezeattack
Aurora, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
thornrose22
United States
Do it again
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Zippyzoo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
That'll do it
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
WorstMedicalBill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Achoo
United States
Love is…
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
snotface
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You coming?
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML
omglifee
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Take what you can
Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
Top comments
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution
Doortje 30
Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better ******!
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Comments (73)
lickerassholes 0
first
chuanfa 0
quit lying around like a dead fish then!
ContactSparrows 0
guess they forgot to turn around at 69. xD
brainsoverbeauty 21
Rather than hurting hin when you cheat get a new boyfriend. Immediately.
skyttlz 32
So if I sneezed 8 times in a row I would have an ******?
BlueEyed1019 12
hahaha that's cool
insanesna1l 0
I don't believe he does suck; or lick or blow, hence the fml
yehr 0
umm who says it's him?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I can honestly say I've gotten more pleasure from doing homework than I have from sex... but thats only cuz ive never had sex ;p
banana_buddy 6
WAIT so if I use sneezing powder 8 times consecutively I can experience an ******!??!? Guess I'll be heading to the pranks store instead of the sex toys store from now on.
badintentions 0
sneezing better than sex? I think I've been sneezing wrong all these years
abasio 1
This is not true though right? Just a factoid or urban legend. A sneeze is an automatic response to stimulus just like an ****** is, but it is not a mini ******. Good release of tension though.
dusty209 0
practice safe sneezing.
Tooorrriii3 22
#2s comment confused me
Doortje 30
Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better ******!
letsgetouttahere 3
I'm sorry, but when has putting in a tampon ever given anyone pleasure?
Doortje 30
Search for tampon on FML.
NzaHaFML 13
Guess a sneeze is a better release for you :) So when your about to "come" just sneeze. might help.
aquariusangel420 0
if he even makes her cum
jdude2913 0
why can't guys complain???? honey ur doing it wrong let me show you. up THEN down. ***!!!! not to hard deary. SEE! ur getting it. *** THIS! move over I'm doing it my self!
chippa 24
Are sneezes -supposed- to feel good? :S
Gabbymcbride 2
And you tell us this.. why???
MushyLuvsU 0
52: Because he is lonely... :(
TVonDee 0
well its proven that a sneeze is a mini orgasim, thats why it feels so good to sneeze:P
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution
rlr23504 0
exactly.
Atishuh 0
You must love catching colds, or sniffing pepper.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
hmmm interesting
oldenuff2party 3
u should prolly tell him that. i mean we cant really help you.....