horriblegf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Classic
Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sneezeattack
Aurora, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
thornrose22
United States
Do it again
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Zippyzoo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
That'll do it
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
WorstMedicalBill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Achoo
United States
Love is…
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
snotface
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You coming?
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML
omglifee
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Take what you can
Today, I sneezed seven times in a row. That's the closest thing I've had to an orgasm in months. FML
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4Lonely2Stoner0 0
Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution
Doortje 30
Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better ******!
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Cristiw89 5
I'm sure this is in here somewhere but when you sneeze your body tightens up, therefore, making down there tighter for that moment. He might be small but if you work on exercising that area so you can tighten it while you have sex, it will feel amazing. My bf and I know that first hand...
cudgel1023 0
I can't imagine anybody is THAT bad. Please see a doctor.
tarvinwashere 0
you should try them together
FMLttp12 0
That's because when u sneeze its 1/8 an ******! Its true u can google it
Kartor 6
You bitch! I submitted almost the exact same thing before you...*****.
Ihatemyl2 0
a sneeze is the second mist orgasmic thing
sammyxduh 0
Tell him that he's doing it wrong, or if not wrong then just not good enough to satisfy your needs. Communicate?
YourWetDream 0
Sneeze 10 times and you can have yourself an orgasim :]
chadzirra 0
ahahahaha epic fail for him! XD
birchknollbabe32 0
if you have him watch **** he might get better...... or worse