Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML
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aupilot 0
Well...are you?
fretforyerlatte 0
you just got BURNED by your doctor.
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Comments (136)
xO_starstruck_xO 0
... mabye she could just tell you're a virgin?!
Nemesai 0
That TOTALLY ****** happened to me.... **** Our Lives
TC_27 0
HAHAHAHAHHA goddamn that was funny!!
la_la_la_love_it 0
maybe the doctor was an uber-conservative christian, the type who thinks that if you have sex before marriage your basically a prostitute, and she thought you looked nicer than that :) think positive. from some ppl, being an assumed virgin is sort of a compliment.
movies12 0
Well..... are u a virgin??
Compass 0
Maybe it was an unecessary question and the doctor wrote no just to get it out of the way.
RammsteinFreak 0
Well either you are like 11 or something or she could tell it by looking down below...
Iowa123 0
Well... is it true?
NickoMazingxx 0
Haha. You're also suffering from an epic BURN;D
X_o_X_ocutie 0
some things are no brainers