Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
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no65438 0
WTF...
wafflemonger 0
The first gyno appointment I ever had was two days after my boyfriend and I had broken up. I asked her about the pill. She asked me if I was involved with anyone. I said no and started crying. Worst doctor's appointment ever.
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yay_fml 0
Hehe, my friend said the same thing when she went for her last checkup. Except she can't have sex, because she has vaginismus, which means her ****** muscles are too tight and make her ****** too small. So going to the gyno is her only action, but it also makes her cry from the pain. Someone always has it worse, don't worry :)
no65438 0
WTF...
Nikkitaria 9
I thought it meant having ****** teeth :O now that's even worse
ajeppsen 25
Is your friend Asian?
lemonkid44 0
what the hell neutro? do you think she wants that kind of sex? true, she may be desperate, but everyone has standards. not everybody's a fan of the emotionless one night stand.
wafflemonger 0
The first gyno appointment I ever had was two days after my boyfriend and I had broken up. I asked her about the pill. She asked me if I was involved with anyone. I said no and started crying. Worst doctor's appointment ever.
blarg_blarg 0
But I am
Rollercoaster_fml 0
I am a fan of one night stants.
rational_man 0
ever heard of a slumpbuster?? muster up some self confidence and get some action.
midnightlime 0
FML i feel your pain... but im still young so i guess i shouldn't worry so much.....................right?? :(
Bcfrmkc816 17
Midnite I will be your silver knight and take care of your silver lining
corporalusmc 0
Sedna kiks ass
moopsy234 0
oooooooooooooooooooooopooooooooooooooooooeoooooooooooooooooooocooooooooooooooooooooaooooooooooooopenisinyourvaginaisactionooooooooooooooooosexisgoodooooooooand makes you scream!!!!
BigSky182 0
The point that others are trying to make is this: "What is the point in complaining and/or feeling badly about a situation that is ENTIRELY within your own control?" If the fact that you haven't had sex in over a year is the problem, then fix it. All Men are cheap, easy, *****, just pick one and get to it. If, in fact, the real problem is that you haven't had a relationship in over a year, then that is much harder to solve... but then THAT doesn't have anything to do with your gyno now does it? The reason that Men get irritated with Women who bitch about not getting laid enough is because, for Women, not getting laid is a CONSCIOUS CHOICE.
Vegeto30294 19
I stopped reading when you said "All Men are cheap, easy, *****".