Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML
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aupilot 0
Well...are you?
fretforyerlatte 0
you just got BURNED by your doctor.
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arashixarashi 0
Fake. You don't see your records at a doctors office... ever.
danceydancetime 0
1. hahahahhaha 2. fake, you would never see those records.
jessjessjess_fml 0
ah thats just harsh
anomus_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rahrahrach 0
bitch
qwep 0
You could look really young. Or maybe she took another test from which she inferred that you weren't active.
ebbasaur 0
So...... This matters, why now? Your stupid, and who gives two ***** if your 'sexually active' of not. Would you rather her have checked 'yes' next to an STD box? Douchebaggg.
NoBounceNoPlay 0
That's unprofessional. And @Reply 84… actually, as a patient, you do have the right to see your chart if you request it.
killadelphia215 0
bullshit. a doctor would never do that and how would you have even seen the paper.
rovert122333 0
There's only one question. Are you having sex? hahaha and I'm pretty sure this is fake. Because the doctors are trained to ALWAYS ask these types of questions. They could get in deep trouble if they didn't do that. To make you feel better, visit http://tinyurl.com/6r5pj5