Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, and every day for the last ten days, I’ve woken up in the morning and found another new spider somewhere in my room, ten days in a row. I don’t know where the bastards are coming from but I’m seriously considering sleeping in another room, or buying a new house. FML
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
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Top comments
ElectricEffect 13
I don't understand how this isn't common sense...
CheekyRaccoon 27
Well, if you wait long enough it'll become silky smooth. Who doesn't want silky smooth sheets?
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Comments (24)
dougschoonmaker 20
Maybe you should invest in a dryer
hellobobismyname 24
Not everyone has the money or the space. And if they are renting, they might not even be allowed to buy an appliance like that.
clair_brodie 35
I have a dryer but prefer to hang my clothes because there is no point in wasting electricity when I don't have to.
gracehi 33
No choice now but to set your clothes, your clothes line, and backyard on fire.
ArcaneBullshit 21
Then you have to burn the sheets!! Only logical response in my opinion
Dodge4x4Ram 46
burn it
bigbluetardis 21
Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbu.. spiders bite
exergency 17
I did that once, and I thought there was a possum (Australia's version of a raccoon) sitting in the fitted sheet. So I was poking it with a broom handle... turned out it was a bundled up singlet LOL
CheekyRaccoon 27
Well, if you wait long enough it'll become silky smooth. Who doesn't want silky smooth sheets?
Lalala579121 28
Time to burn your sheets. And just to be safe, your bed as well.
ElectricEffect 13
I don't understand how this isn't common sense...
paskievitchjack 23
I heard of a lady that utilized birds to take care of the problem, but it didn't end well...
gerolf 3
flying spiders? :0