Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML
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aupilot 0
Well...are you?
fretforyerlatte 0
you just got BURNED by your doctor.
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HelloStarshine 0
Ouch.. if it were me, I'd take it as a compliment that I look like a nice girl and not a *****. If you're a guy, I'm not sure, but my point would be to look on the bright side. Of course if the doctor's assumption was wrong, you should have them change that.
louisianagrrrrl 0
Well if you're really young like 11 or 12 she might have just figured you wouldn't be though if she was supposed to ask she still should have, I wouldn't want my doctors assuming anything!
joanuhh 0
Well.. ARE you a virgin? Its okay if you are.. I mean.. yeah?
ValerieAlexandra 0
that's not even bad.
heyyimkell 2
That's not really a FML.. maybe when she was examining you in those areas, she could tell whether you were or not? It's kind of an awkward question if you think about it, really. Maybe she was just trying to save you that.. Besides, if you aren't, then how is that an FML? Maybe if you were, it's sort of an FML.. but still.. You could be young too and she might have just assumed you weren't...?
theoldGP 0
there have been so many FMLs on this topic. this is so fake.
xxmsp91 0
u must have been ugly.
Jotten 0
i read "sexually attractive" now that would've been funny :)
ronb 0
Are you cute?
soozin 0
To all those who are calling the OP ugly, what does that have to do with anything? Like someone said, anyone can have sex; there are plenty of guys who would do anything that moves