Anonymous
Fall City, United States
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Busted
Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
TommyNoFeet
Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
MoonStarShine3
Chorley, United Kingdom
Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML
Anonymous
Man vs Boy
Today, it was my first day at a new gym, which cost a fortune. Some skinny teen who had clearly never lifted in his life dropped a weight while I was stretching and broke my ankle. Money down the drain. FML
crossfitter
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Fred
France
Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
WTA
United States
Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML
jc2011
Australia
Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Go and compete with your good arm. If you win and take the prize, you'll become legendary as the One-Armed Bandit!
Scotth901 22
Since when has 1 arm stopped anyone? Go show them what you can do!
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RichardPencil 32
Go and compete with your good arm. If you win and take the prize, you'll become legendary as the One-Armed Bandit!
Scotth901 22
Since when has 1 arm stopped anyone? Go show them what you can do!
AbuProteinSheikh 3
You can't bench with one arm lol
RichardPencil 32
A mere mortal can't, but if you are going to become a legend, you'll be able to do it.
jcash52426 5
I think Forrest Gump said it best Shit Happens
praahe 10
No excuses. Kurt Angle won an Olympic gold medal WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!
Cali 57
For serious? That's pretty metal.
sasquatchius 3
At least you're not Seth Rollins
umnonotreally 7
3,000$ grand is 3,000,000$.... thats alot!
queenofirony 12
He didn't mean $3,000 Grand....he said it was a "grand prize" of $3,000.
Pauschinator 22
You weren't going to win anyways... :P.