Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML
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aupilot 0
Well...are you?
fretforyerlatte 0
you just got BURNED by your doctor.
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brittbrittT 0
well some things are just obvious.
sammmmb 0
well it depends on how old you are???????????
heeystefi_fml 0
lmfaooooooooo!
meetmeinhell 0
wow hahahahahahahaha, i wanna see a picture of you so i can laugh even harder
Philinchains 0
sometimes doctors dont ask all the questions. Ive been to the doctor many times they dont always ask the same questions. you dont have to take it as they assumed your weren't having sex. It might be more along the lines as it might not apply to your checkup so theres no sense asking. Plus this isnt really an Fml. Maybe if your ashamed that the doctor read you like a book and got it right. but that means you would have to be pretty old. maybe around 30 or older. but not someone in there teens or early 20's.
poppy1800 0
WOW that mean your scewed
Munkee 6
Man, I've got to stop reading these comments for my own sake, it takes the fun out of FMLs. D: Like what #66 said, we read these because they're supposed to be funny, but no, some people just have to over-analize and pick apart the FMLs. The worse ones are the 'Not FML Worthy' posters. Who are you to decide what ***** people's lives? ..All that aside, this made me lol. :D
gizmo_987 0
He's a doctor, what'd you expect?
pianodoctor 0
I'm a doctor and I can say that, while it is sometimes stupid and wrong, when we forget to ask questions, some doctors will just fill in anything. Like checking normal or no history of blah blah blah when really they didn't check or even ask the question. #4, It wouldn't cost her her job, since it is actually the kind of thing some docs do with everyday. btw: It's not always a big deal and most of the times it's stuff that would go left blank with no consequence except that insurance companies sometimes want every little box and line filled in. In other words, if you were coming in complaining of genital itching or burning when you pee, she would definitely have asked about your sexual history. But if you come in with ringing in your ears...do you really want to answer questions about your sex life?
kaylaaa_ 0
niiiice but i agree w/ number one... are you?