Today, my husband moved out while I was out of town. The only thing of his he left behind was a copy of Paradise Lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband, who told me last week he was unhappy, wasn't in love with me anymore and is "talking" to someone else, asked me if I could give him the information for the people we've previously rented from, so he can move out. I gave him what I still had. FML
Today, I come home from work to my bedroom to find all my husband’s stuff gone. There was a note in the dresser, with his wedding band, that read, “I hope you can take a hint. Sorry.” Not only was I dumped, and I can’t locate him anywhere, but I now have to cover his part of the mortgage which I can’t afford. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I realised what kind of man I married when I finally shelved his book, "Getting Things Done", still untouched 3 months after buying it. FML
Today, my fiancé's mother made him pack his stuff and move to Montana while I was at work. I came home to a half-written note because she wouldn’t let him finish. We own a house together. FML
Today, after my husband and I had been fighting, he left to go to his mom's and said we just needed some space. I later saw that he had deleted all my family, friends, and has our marriage hidden on Facebook, and has taken my name and "husband" out of his bio. He's already told everyone we split. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
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emmalou 19
With the type of person who does that, it sounds like he did you a favor by leaving.
Hangryko 32
It may hurt now but you dodged a bullet in the long run. That manchild didn't respect you enough to break up with you in person. Enjoy your freedom and sue him for everything he has.
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Comments (4)
emmalou 19
With the type of person who does that, it sounds like he did you a favor by leaving.
Hangryko 32
It may hurt now but you dodged a bullet in the long run. That manchild didn't respect you enough to break up with you in person. Enjoy your freedom and sue him for everything he has.
Vesi 30
OK but... and I know everyone jumps to "it's always his fault" but let's reverse the genders. If a woman up and leaves her partner while he's out of town/elsewhere, it's assumed he was abusing her in some manner. We do not know the context of why he disappeared like that.