Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked out of my college dorm to see that the intelligent person who locked their bike next to mine decided as an added security they would lock their bike to the rack, and to my bike. FML
Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the grocery store. I left my bike on the small bike rack they have outside the door. When I came out 5 minutes later I found someone had tied their enormous, growling German Shepard to the same rack. I had to wait for the owner to come out who then laughed at me. FML
Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML
Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML
Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML
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Frabens 1
I'm just trying to figure out if he stole it or if it was his bike.
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
#5 when you say it you're not even saying should of, you're saying should've, there is no reason to ever think it's should of.
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Comments (16)
Rawrshi 25
Well, you can cross security off of the list of future careers.
Frabens 1
I'm just trying to figure out if he stole it or if it was his bike.
Bearsmomma 30
And why did he laugh
tigerisabelle 31
It's easy to regret the action now - but think about it, OP. You have shown yourself to be a good person. What if it was a sweet old grandma's bike? Good deeds are good deed. Thanks for being a good person.
KawaiiLettuce 13
only a $w33Ť grandma would be able to ride a bike
RichardPencil 32
The bollard was bollocks?!?!?
hansolokesselrun 4
You should of just stole it
tj4234 36
No they shouldn't have. Also, it's "should have". Not "should of".
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
#5 when you say it you're not even saying should of, you're saying should've, there is no reason to ever think it's should of.
Thor1012 28
The world has a funny way of coming back to bite those people. Very few people who would do that for someone. never lose it!
False_Stupidity 42
If the bully is the owner then no harm done. If the owner then shows up, you can now tell them and the police exactly who took their bike.
Platinum69 8
He was somewhat right. Why would you do that?
corky1992 33
Hey, at least you tried.
countryb_cth 38
You'll get the last laugh when you report him to the cops and he's arrested. That will teach him not to blatantly steal in front of someone.