corasmom
United States
Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
gvmfvr
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fontenay-sous-bois, France
RIP Tiddles
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
emelie000
Irrational fears
Today, my daughter, who can pick up spiders and even snakes without flinching, screamed at the top of her lungs because she saw a mouse. Um, what? FML
Slaanesh
France
Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML
Jukka
Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML
Anonymous
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
ohgosh
Canada
Today, my son lost his pet rat, Charlie. Whilst vacuuming under my couch, the vacuum suddenly shut off. Something was stuck in it, so I took it apart. Something was inside, so I leaned in closer to get a better look. Bad news? I need a new vacuum. Good news? I found Charlie. FML
broomrape
United States
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
JustLeaveThem
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
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DianaFromHolland 3
Ffffuuuu what have u done? ;o
werx 6
Why weren't they in their cage?
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DianaFromHolland 3
Ffffuuuu what have u done? ;o
chuckychan 8
DAYM musta been like one of those shark navigators to handle one of those animals
cc_the_beast 6
Gerbils? Plural? FYL. Must say, sounds a bit suss tho, you would have thought you'd stop at one.
cc_the_beast 6
Gerbils? Plural? FYL. Must say, sounds a bit suss tho, you would have thought you'd stop at one.
shelbygordon44 7
NO FEAR!
AnonymousTroll 2
Posts? Plural? FYL. Sounds a bit suss though, you would have thought you'd stop at one.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Kamikaze gerbils!
swimchica22 0
animal killer :(
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
they are easily mistaken as hair balls...so ur not to blame OP lol
pharmbrooke35 0
were they deaf?!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
If I remember correctly if they get to scared they are frozen in fear so I don't believe they are deaf
Yodaevil 4
ok this made laugh! SHOOMP! one on a wild ride! SHOOMP! that's two! the could be ok depending on the style vacuum...
natirixoxo 0
They should be.
mashamanya 0
i own gerbils...
chuckychan 8
i own a vacuum
bitchslapped22 14
I own a daughter
happyabby123 0
Own?
Jared900DUmpling 30
I own a microwave
justsayfuck 5
**** the gerbils lives :(
Soloman212 28
He already did.
gottaluvisabella 0
win^^
Zeek63 0
today I ****** my owners vacuum up. gerbal style and most def like a boss
22cute 17
Our gerbils used to break loose and run around the house. I caught them playing inside the clear vacuum container. It was like the perfect habitrail with all the tubes, chambers, and pathways.
FaberDriveLuv 5
Uh oh.
instnt1nfction 17
hotdog!
sxe_beast 11
My Samoyed always attacks our Roombas =|. Haha.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
The difference being that the rodents were sucked up by the vacuum cleaner whereas the dog walked away perfectly fine...
macdaddymady 8
THAT SUCKS
hottiebrunette 0
I KNOW RIGHT? all caps rage.
shovels 0
Buy some new ones before your daughter realizes. I think they're like $5-$20 each
ugliness 6
rodents tend to have big personalitys and take a few weeks to get used to their owner, the kid would have to be very young not to notice :| unless they were newly bought and had common fur patterns
lifesosux 0
jerk!!! u cant honestly be saying you sucked up your kids gerbils n replaced them n also be saying you've done it more than once. what the fuuuuuuuuukkkk is wrong with you?
pineapplecrispii 0
isn't it convient that his pic is a shovel?
werx 6
Why weren't they in their cage?
22cute 17
gerbils are always escaping their cages. They really are clever little nuggets.
BMXbrett 0
choice o' word being nuggets.
lorenzoman77 7
tell her you thought they were dust bunnies under her bed. works every time :)
BeautifulDemonKP 4
omg did you vaccum the gerbils are they ok? F those little gerbils lives....
iAmScrubs 19
Now they can interact with the dust bunnies inside the vacuum. They will be the cutest playmates.