Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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Comments (160)
pike1346 3
bahahahaha
be123 6
I would've broken up with him that is SO personal
Mnn_fml 2
aaw he must be really proud of you :)
heyred 11
He's obviously too immature for sex. FHL
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
wrong!
smexehXredhead0 0
It only really becomes a problem if he says you didn't give him a good BJ...
Yessyy 0
Lil Girl You Are One Big Mess Up Nd How Bout You STFU?
Yessyy 0
that was suppose to go to someone who commented..
jobsman99 0
what a complement to you oral sex talents. did you put a comment up. you can do the same the first time he goes down on you.
BaDJennings 0
so let me get this strait you get mad at him for posting it on FB then you post it here?
afroking22 0
well that must have been one he'll of a job 4 him to show the world. . nice work P.s he's prolly giving yu recommendations lol
mike3775 39
Well coming on FML and saying basically the same thing that the boyfriend did kinda hurts your point to me