Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML
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ImFrackinBored 13
...Well my question is: how many people liked it?
lekiat 0
well that blows
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Comments (160)
KiddyMoo 0
is it where Stanley steamer comes over to clean the mans favorite part of the house?
edwardRookwood 0
R u mad cuz ur a boy?
xxchampionxx 0
she a tranny
jomo111 5
I think your mad cause he's telling a lot of people you blew him and it might be embarrassing... just a thought
Blake699 0
Haha I did that to my girlfriend before .
Playful1985 9
you should dump him on Facebook
sabrinabea 11
Maybe you should post his dick size on your facebook and minus and inch or two see if he gets mad :)
ice723 5
but aren't you doing the same thing now!!!!
tacoman007 2
Think on the positive side, at least he enjoyed it enough to post it on facebook.
Hadyn 0
omg! I would shoot him lol