Today, I caught my best and only friend snooping in my sister's underwear drawer. I don’t know if I should tell on him, or pretend it didn’t happen. What do I do? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I caught my neighbor peeping through his toilet window to watch my sister bathing in our bathroom. I asked him what he was doing, and he told me he was doing what he always does when my sister is bathing. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and found a friend of my sister's stripped down to just her panties changing her clothes. In the kitchen. She had the nerve to call me a peeping Tom and slap me. Why was she even here without my sister, and why couldn’t she use the bathroom to change? FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML
Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Christina Winden 22
I wouldn’t “tell on him”, but I would have a serious conversation with him and stop inviting him to your house. You can hang out in public places or go to his house. Protect your sister, don’t just ignore it. It’ll happen again if you do.
Anderling 33
You need to tell her. There are no good reasons why he would be doing that, and she deserves to know so she can protect herself and her possessions from someone creeping on her.
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Christina Winden 22
I wouldn’t “tell on him”, but I would have a serious conversation with him and stop inviting him to your house. You can hang out in public places or go to his house. Protect your sister, don’t just ignore it. It’ll happen again if you do.
HouseOfM 8
Why shouldn't he? It's 1 creepy and 2 He needs some consequences other than a talking to. He's going to think it's ok.
Anderling 33
You need to tell her. There are no good reasons why he would be doing that, and she deserves to know so she can protect herself and her possessions from someone creeping on her.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Help him snoop. Shit like that brings friends together.
RichardPencil 32
Pretend you didn't see. Then move all your **** and sex toys to your cummerbund drawer in case he snoops in your underwear drawer. No one bothers to snoop in a cummerbund drawer!
poopface82 25
Sounds like he just became your ex-best friend. People like that cannot be helped.
core01 30
Gross. And you're actually considering enabling him? That's even worse
UsernameNotRandom 10
Ewww...dude. You need to tell your friend off AND tell your sister AND never invite him round again AND tell your family why. By ignoring it all, you are harming your sister and enabling his disgusting behaviour. No one wants to be friends with a pervert. Find a new friend and do the right thing ditching this one.
dasin 18
to me this heavily dependa on age cus if like younger then thirteen then no better person then the friend who cuaght them to set them on a better path. no brainer get others aware. if tell sister then well you gotta stop being their friend or later in life youd have to defends this action as to stop people trash talking him....you dont want that. if this is ilder then like 15.... well try for a new friend, cus they understand their action or are way to stupid
FluffythePink 23
If you are younger teenagers then snooping in any females underwear draws for wank material is not unexpected nor unheard of. If you didn't have a sister you'd probably have caught him in your mum's underwear draw. On the bright side, at least you didn't catch him in HIS sisters or mums underwear... But you do need to have a chat with him about it. His hormones are getting in the way of his critical thinking. A simple, if awkward "mate, that's kinda creep behaviour? I know my sister is great and all but can you please just not disrespect her like that? It makes me feel icky." If he is embarrassed about it then he was just being a perfectly normal opportunistic teenage boy and you now have the educational opportunity to start discussing respect, boundaries and both of your behaviours towards women in general. The more respectful you both are, the more chance you have of finding and keeping girl friends in the future... If he kicks off about it or doesn't give a hoot then you don't actually want him as a friend because his behaviour WILL just get worse and you'll get tarred with the same brush. If you are both older than 14/15 then you need to just walk away because he really should know waaaay better by now. I hope you can use this to start actually talking with him about how to grow up into decent guys that end up as best men at each others weddings one day. There are women in your future who will appreciate it.
Kyliej96 6
At the minimum you need to have a conversation with him