prian
Canada
Bluffed
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shushingmoon
United States
Rolled
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
goodbye sweet internet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Athens, Greece
Easy mark
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
MCForty
Charlotte, United States
Manly man
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
shouldagone2work
United States
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Absent
France
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
greenhide8
United States
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
soreloser
Manhattan, United States
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Revenge?
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
Top comments
fisheatsbear 6
Throwing your money in the crapper
perdix 31
Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?
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Spongii101 12
Why is that an FML, you wouldn't have posted it if they had a screename like 'Poker07' or something.
KurouTenshi 0
because that IS the FML, he didn't lose to someone named "DoubleOhSevenBadAss" but to someone named "Poopface" ._. insult to injury? nevermind...
tomahawkinyouall 0
some ppl just don't get things as easily as others
Invioletlight 0
it's gambling! That's an automatic YDI
Serene_fml 0
That sounds like a name I'd give myself on an online gambling game.
perdix 31
Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
not your best line, perdix, but good try. Here's an angry swarm of bees to comfort you in this time of reflection.
perdix 31
I liked it. Nevertheless, welcome back, BSR, I haven't seen you for a while. Were you sandblasting your soiled armor?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
It's been a busy couple of weeks here at the Freak Show (aka office). Your wife (the Beardless Man) made some awesome Black-and-White cookies the other day, BTW. And to answer your question... well... I guess "sandblasting" would be the appropriate term >.>
perdix 31
Sadly, your lie is transparent. My wife can only make Black & Black cookies. Dieting is easy when you are offered Charcoal Chip Cookies. Typically, the horns of the cuckold are a mark of shame, but in my situation, they would allow me to more boldly pursue my quest for the Holy Grail. And by Holy Grail, I mean . . . If I happen to come upon some Party Grails on the journey, . . . Bonus! ;)
KurouTenshi 0
Boo~, Per, I LOVE Lady GaGa! Pepperoni, Brooklyn Rage, **** Buddy...yeah...good songs.
perdix 31
I like Lady Gaga, too. Lady Caca is a cheap, knockoff, scat-themed tribute band. I apologize for the confusion.
KurouTenshi 0
are you ******* cereal?! omg I shall google this immediately soon afterward thereupon the horizon. google magic, my friends.
farsidee 0
of course he's ******* cereal! he is frosted flakes of course!
aeliz 0
Perdix... Whenever I read your comments, I find myself thinking, "man, I wish I was that clever." :P
perdix 31
Thank you, aeliz, for your kind words. I am touched by them. :)
tomahawkinyouall 0
mm cookies
erjaguam 0
hence he's poopface
sicpupyz122 0
omg poopface LOL
braaap127 0
what the *** is this. stupid mod. how will they let this go by. FML
righttorule 0
don't play online poker - that's even more loser-ville than blogging!!! that's sad, sad and more bloody sad...
Lisa89 3
Surely this is the idea of poker... losing/winning money? And their screen name is just to mock you rather than themselves
UrLiFsuX 4
if you lose to someone like that, stop playing poker online and play MW2 on ps3! and add DirtDiver-74 lol