prian
Canada
Bluffed
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shushingmoon
United States
Rolled
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
goodbye sweet internet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Athens, Greece
Easy mark
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
MCForty
Charlotte, United States
Manly man
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
shouldagone2work
United States
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Absent
France
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
greenhide8
United States
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
soreloser
Manhattan, United States
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Revenge?
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
Throwing your money in the crapper
perdix 31
Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?
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EmAnRap 2
idk whats sadder, the fact that you lost to a "poooface" or the fact that aparently you have to go online just to play poker
notsofriendly 17
p-p-p-poker name
Ihavenogoodname 6
wow that must have been a *lowers sunglasses* crappy moment
MandyT 16
Bahahaha that might have been my brother or one of his friends. Lmao
HighasaCloud 46
Since you made this into an FML, I'm guessing you got very upset about it. I guarantee you that the reason he chose that screen name was to put people who lose to him on tilt, and it's apparently working.
Kavka 17
People who choose usernames like that are usually very skilled players who play solely to beat people and humiliate them. I'm sorry that had to happen to you, OP.