Today, my girlfriend sent a text asking if I think she’s pretty. I replied "Yes, of course!" She then got mad and blocked me. Turns out she'd said "petty". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my big sister, all because she doesn't like me having a girlfriend. She said that I either lose her or my girlfriend, and I chose to lose her. She blocked me. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me a "controlling, overbearing psychopath." What did I do? I found out her best friend is trying to persuade her to cheat on me and I demanded she cut her friend off. I'm better off single, I know, but it still hurts. FML
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Top comments
thisisbutaname 38
Looks like you weren't wrong, after all.
real life problems 26
Aww teenage 'love' is so cute
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Comments (22)
thisisbutaname 38
Looks like you weren't wrong, after all.
real life problems 26
Aww teenage 'love' is so cute
xXOnlineDorkXx 2
hey **** you. Teenage love is pure yo.
chubbear 14
who tf said it was "teenage" to begin with??
real life problems 26
Pretty obvious that its teens
RichardPencil 32
Fork that birch! You don’t need that shirt!
MikuandKaito 24
That's pretty petty.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
i would screenshot and show her next time you meet
real life problems 26
Show her that she wrote petty and he read pretty? how would that help him
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
if he got the text which had the word pretty he could use that as evidence to let her realize he thought she said pretty not petty due to one bloody typo
Dariean Allen 8
it would help him him because not only would he be able to point out that it was a mistake, but also show her that her answer is right there; blocking your partner over this is petty
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
he "LATER" found out meaning her phone probably autocorrected to pretty when she typed petty lots of you people are actually reading the fml
Lalala579121 28
Phones don't auto correct after the texts have already sent... You do realize people can make mistakes right?
zuckerburg 21
Well she did block you instead of continuing the conversation. I'd call that petty.
geekynerd88 10
Autocorrect claims another victim.
Matthew Irmen 11
Obviously she is petty. I'd pass and find a new girlfriend.
RichardPencil 32
Tell her she doesn’t need to live like a refugee. That old Tom Petty reference will save your bacon like completing the Hail Mary pass as the clock runs out.
Nickay Grant 4
You were right haha