prian
Canada
Bluffed
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
shushingmoon
United States
Rolled
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
goodbye sweet internet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Athens, Greece
Easy mark
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
MCForty
Charlotte, United States
Manly man
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
shouldagone2work
United States
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Absent
France
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
greenhide8
United States
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
soreloser
Manhattan, United States
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Revenge?
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
Throwing your money in the crapper
perdix 31
Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?
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highsheep 0
Today, i lost a game of poker. FML
FMyLifeCereal 0
Well, good for him. Now he can afford therapy to address his fecalphilia.
orangesodaftw 0
poke-her-face. rubber buns and liquor.
bfffness 0
who gives a shit? this ain't an FML. and does the fact that his name has the word poop in it make it worse somehow?
sorcerersinger 0
talk about a poker face.
mysoubriquet 3
I hear ya... a guy online named hamsterpoop once hit on me. I thought my life had hit a new low. I was wrong, your story trumps mine.
deathartisan 0
epic fail. you lost to poopface. but hey. what was your name on it op, you could make I ********. an then you have a reason to be worse. :). oh well.
michael11 0
me too
okieraider71 4
I have a registered Boston Terrier named Poopface. I wondered what he has been grinning about. Gotta keep him off the Internet more!
hellokimmiee 5
YDI for playing poker online
iskatethe218 0
oh god your life is so ******. you lost online poker! how will life go on?!