prian
Canada
Bluffed
Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
shushingmoon
United States
Rolled
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
goodbye sweet internet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Athens, Greece
Easy mark
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
MCForty
Charlotte, United States
Manly man
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
shouldagone2work
United States
Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
Absent
France
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
greenhide8
United States
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
soreloser
Manhattan, United States
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Revenge?
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
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fisheatsbear 6
Throwing your money in the crapper
perdix 31
Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?
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Comments (127)
XYZzzzzzzz 0
ur not too good then are ya
loebro 0
lol that was definately me... stop limpin in
hbblondie17 0
ahhahahaha this made my day:)
col535 0
so, was "Poopface" a three year old? Cause if he was above 13, his name would "penismouth". point said.
jennymartin84 0
Oh my god that's me! hehe, sorry. But thanks for the money:)
sexi12nv 0
LOL!!!
jlj945 0
wow....
BoyMac 0
Who gives a ****...
misskity6 0
I swear to god I call my dog poopface. mainly because I only find out she ate poop when she kisses me! true story. her real name is rose.
DutchCourage 0
Guess who the real poopface is