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Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
Today, after getting married recently and my wife making a ton of promises about "things" we'd do, she admitted she won't do any of them and said I should just accept that she lied. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
Today, my new wife and I got home from our honeymoon, and not an hour later she'd sat me down for a talk, saying, "Now that you're married you've got to act the part and give up this silly nonsense," then banned me from seeing my friends, playing video games, and basically everything else I ever enjoyed. FML
Today, my wife lied to me three times, saying she was at work but in reality she was home the whole day. Every time I ask her about it, she says she's not in the mood to talk. And says a lot of "I don't knows…" Almost like she has something to hide. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, I told my wife that she gets 100% of me and I keep nothing from her. She told me she doesn't want it and that I should get counseling. FML
Today, my wife told me I’m not worth the trouble. She’d rather overextend herself for complete strangers than spend any time with me. I should've seen this coming. Even before we got married, her favourite line was, “You already had children with someone else, we’ll never be a family.” I tried for nothing. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I surprised my wife with some new lingerie for our upcoming anniversary, thinking she would like it. Instead of a thank you, I got an ungrateful attitude from her instead. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
Okay that's about the single biggest red flag you're ever going to get and I'd seek a way out of this as soon as you can. Someone who has zero issues about lying straight to your face will NEVER get better, and the next thing you know she's going to be lying about other people she's involved with too. Run - and run fast.
ThrottleJockey 36
Annulment anyone?
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ThrottleJockey 36
Annulment anyone?
Alex Xavier 5
Would make sense I still love her and there are no other issues but yeah it was a big fight after. and still nothing
Sinshine 28
No other issues other than your wife being extremely dishonest and apparently having deceived you into marriage? Yea, no issues.
jellenwood 35
Are these big things or little things?
RichardPencil 32
I think it’s spelled anal-ment.
ThrottleJockey 36
*Sigh* someone ALWAYS has to go anal on me.
manb91uk 22
Cmon Dicky, you can do better
manb91uk 22
Cmon Dicky, you can do better
Inkoseh 33
Thing is, she knows you love her. For something that we all think is a big enough deal for you to post here, you'll be walked all over. Annulment means no splitting of assets. I'm sorry if a bunch of money went into a huge wedding. Love will cloud your judgement and reasoning. If it was a really big ******* deal to you, don't just live with it.
PenguinPal3017 19
Two can play at that game. I think you just got permission to lie to her.
JasonThorn 23
...because nothing says "messed-up, toxic relationship" like sinking to her level. amirite?
Ghostrui 31
I'd suggest a big talk between you two about honesty and the importance of open and honest communication to keep a relationship healthy and strong. If she's not remorseful and doesn't see a problem with lying, it's a big indicator of the kind of person she'll be the entire marriage.
tounces7 28
Okay that's about the single biggest red flag you're ever going to get and I'd seek a way out of this as soon as you can. Someone who has zero issues about lying straight to your face will NEVER get better, and the next thing you know she's going to be lying about other people she's involved with too. Run - and run fast.
Hellblazer_Sith 25
Sorry mate that is a massive red flag, I’d get out of that marriage. If she can lie straight to your face and have no guilt then she is someone you should not be with.
real life problems 26
Why did she marry you then, are you rich or something?
boredgirl_02 14
I know the feeling
dexter420 21
Maybe you lied in your wedding vows😉. By her reasoning youre free to do those things with another woman. Ps. She will cheat on you and tell you to get over it. Everyday there will be something you have to get over. You still have time to annul the marriage. I hope. Good luck
manb91uk 22
Yep.... That's grouns for annulment.. Divorce at the very least. She's a liar and can't be trusted
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Life sucks but apparently your wife doesn't. Or am I mistaken about what you meant by "things"