Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Gunplay 6
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
Miss_Michaela 10
If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.
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Comments (208)
PaulB123 11
Ouch. You must've been thinking... "she is realllly close to her brother. Oh well! Movie for three please".
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well now you can kill him and not feel as bad.
nu1alex 0
I would have took them both out to a nice dinner before I said anything, "went to the bathroom", and left them with a huge bill.
TalkingTowelTim 0
That's messed up. That guy is a complete tool if he's gotta make you pay. Dump her and get someone who respects you. Sorry OP.
karlynichole 5
Wow that sucks I'm sorry. Well I think it's obvious that u tried to do something nice and they took advantage of u because ur nice so I'm sorry but u can probably do wayyy better
ohmandapants 17
What I don't get is why that guy went along with it? "yeah sure babe, tell this guy I'm your brother. I want you to cheat on both of us!" What freaks.
Kara_rated 5
24- That is exactly what I was thinking, like why would a guy(or girl) want to share someone else, assuming the other person is aware that the person with them is cheating on someone else with them. It doesn't make sense. I'd want them all to myself.
julia_lynn 21
Exactly my thoughts. It's one thing to cheat, but that takes balls, not to mention how freaky it is.
TheDrifter 24
After consideration, I'm wondering of op's gf is dating her brother.
Rocky007 15
They both probably get off on watching her with another guy.
sadistmonkey 19
Maybe the OP was the "girlfriend's brother" to the other guy too. She somehow played them both?
ohmandapants 17
She "introduced" the guy as her brother. As in "hey (insert OP's name), meet my brother (other guy's name).
drlove78843 6
24- I think those couple saw op is a nice guy and wanted to take advantage of him somehow. I don't think that the girl all the way and have sex with op but they will just try to mooch of op as much as they can.
sadistmonkey 19
ohmandapants - Touche. Although I could imagine a scenario where the girlfriend told the OP, "I have a brother named John" beforehand. And then when she actually introduces them to each other, she says to the OP, "this is John".
mintcar 10
You deserve a lot better OP. I don't see them lasting anyway.
SanchoClaus25 6
Bamboozled
Enslaved 38
Sounds more like her pimp too!?
nslurve 4
Wincest? No? Okay...