Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Gunplay 6
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
Miss_Michaela 10
If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.
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Comments (208)
eLFuFello 0
That is some messed up sh!t
thesunsetglow_fml 8
I'm picturing the Friends episode, "the one with the inappropriate sister".
ashleybabe85 0
no the sad thing is why did the other guy wanna go to a movie with a chick that he knows is seeing someone else... another sad thing is one guy cared enough to bring "bro" the other guy just wants ass
charmedamethyst 14
They were probably in cahoots with each other.
kay2810 9
Wow you got played. I don't understand how the other boyfriend would be cool with that. That's just weird?
ankoku 2
I imagine this is a guy who asked her on a date and she just said ok and used him until he caught on. Op seems polite so they prolly used the bro story to keep him from making a move
socialcookie123 0
WTF... that's ****** up, sorry op. but how'd you find out that it really wasn't her brother?
daniofnd 0
Your fault for not knowing.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh yeah, I completely forgot that **** Sapiens are "all-knowing" beings that never forget or doubt knowlage. OP is a freak, shun him! /sarcasm.
TheNewGuy03 29
Bringing *both* of her boyfriends on a date simultaneously? What the hell kind of creature is she? Also, do you think she's been feeding the same bullshit line to the other dude (but having you pay)? Holy shitballs, this has passed into the realm of the fucktarded. |the kid|
lost_ginger 7
Wow..... What a b**** that sucks op
Allyrocks113000 0
Did he know she was cheating on you? If he did then I understand, but if he didn't how could you guys not have noticed that you each introduced each other as her boyfriend? Not saying YDI because it's possible the other guy was in on it, but......
apbunome1 0
It's not gay when it's in a 3 way?
docscientist 10
That's a ridiculous phrase and is easily thwarted when the three considered are all of the same gender.