Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Gunplay 6
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
Miss_Michaela 10
If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.
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Comments (208)
wironandine 8
Wow what a bitch she is
Vocal1 0
that, OR shes been having sex with her brother... lets go with you story.
InUrArea 4
What a bitch and *****
BuckyChemist 5
When they were making out during the movie didn't that alert you something was off?
briannajm 9
When people ask you why you guys broke up , say she was dating her brother . Hehe :)
supercheney17 0
So why would you bring him on the dates in the first place?
Epichearts 2
The girl's a bitch lol.
lolyeahthatsme 11
Maybe he's both...
nabila21 0
Why does this make me wanna yell: HOORAY FOR BUTTSECKS! In the middle of class??? ...weird
KiddNYC1O 22
That's just wrong. Fight the regime.