Today, I had an adverse, extremely negative reaction to weed, resulting in intense nausea, dizziness, and fast heart rate amongst other things. This is the third time this has happened in six months. Guess I need to quit for good. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and since I found out that I'm pregnant, I've been sober. I used to smoke weed to help with me depression and anxiety, but now I can't even take prescription medicine for it. I'm about to throw hands at this point. FML
Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
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Today, I went to a dispensary to find relief for my chronic back pain. Turns out THC and my anxiety don't mix. I've been freaking out/paranoid/hyper diligent all night. I'm out $200, but at least thanks to my panic, I forgot my back pain. FML
Today a gasoline canister leaked in our work garage and filled my office with fumes. It got me high and nauseous even though I went out for air constantly. I had a meltdown and was sent home. I'm still high. FML
Today, my wife has quit smoking weed. Now she can stay up all night, whereas before she fell asleep around 9 almost every night, so now I get absolutely no time to myself. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I woke up with a nasty cough. My mother gave me cough syrup for it. After about 30 minutes, I was dizzy, nauseous, and high as a fucking kite. Turns out the cough syrup reacts badly with my prescription medications, making me even sicker than I already was. FML
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking and put on a nicotine patch. I decided to have one last cigarette and ended up sick at the doctors with nicotine poisoning. FML
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Charlie Given 28
You had a reaction that is called" getting the greens" it's what happens when your blood sugar is too low, so either you have poor diet or you may possibly be diabetic or possibly have hypoglycemia. But either way if you want to smoke weed make sure you've eaten beforehand this will prevent the issue.
Sonotsuave 37
I have a simple solution for you. Stop doing weed.
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Thaylok 17
Get a job as a drug-detection person at TSA. My aunt would also get sick when around weed/smokers but my mother couldn't tell for a hill of beans. Caused my dad to not go to family functions where my aunt would be there.
Billsonhamsen 17
This is why everyone thinks that weed is calming and not harmful. It's because the people that do it the most have that reaction. Then they advertise it and the people who get sick from it don't advertise it. The net result is that you only hear the people who get calm from weed talk about it. Weed can also make you paranoid and panic. You just don't hear about that as often but it happens almost as often.
Wadlaen 24
Sounds wise!
Sonotsuave 37
I have a simple solution for you. Stop doing weed.
FluffythePink 23
Do you seriously need the internet to tell you to stop doing something when your body is literally screaming it at you?
Charlie Given 28
You had a reaction that is called" getting the greens" it's what happens when your blood sugar is too low, so either you have poor diet or you may possibly be diabetic or possibly have hypoglycemia. But either way if you want to smoke weed make sure you've eaten beforehand this will prevent the issue.