Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Gunplay 6
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
Miss_Michaela 10
If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.
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Comments (208)
CNCgirl 8
Time to call 1-800-choke-dat-hoe
terrask 11
People wonder why they have trust issues... And that guy and enough of a mofo to play that game, maybe you should teach him respect. With a shovel. :)
Jamesarella 1
There is a debt that is owed from that jerkweed, a beatdown is a moral imperative.
monkiki62 5
Ok beat both of them up. Seriously how can someone take advantage and hurt someone like that. Set the ****** on fire.
RyanMacVey 17
#143 Yeah, because he sounds really thrilled that it isn't her brother. /sarcasm
ImSoEffedUp 10
Dang.... At least she didn't make up some lame excuse that her brother needed a place to stay.... Or did she....?
SheepShoop_fml 20
I find it interesting that he'd let all that happen, but if cruel people are in to walk all over you, they'll do it however. Sorry, OP.
BulletCatcher12 0
Can you spell REDRUM backwards?
KiddNYC1O 22
Yes, Clue!
Xxsoldierxx29 3
Beat the shit out of both of them
Fmlsea 28
Should of went out and said u left ur wallet at home