Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
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Gunplay 6
If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.
Miss_Michaela 10
If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.
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Comments (208)
chels1994 11
What a *****
CptZoe 10
Bet the threesome she suggested seems far less weird noe though, eh?
JAIDENANDMATTHEW 0
Uhhh...cough **** cough
FatSack 0
What a ****!
KelBelAndNats 7
Did anybody else notice the fml reads "paid for him to come out to us" - I'm hoping that's meant to say "paid for him to come out with us" otherwise this fml takes on a whole new meaning and OP is in a different kind of trouble :-/
shizuma_fml 3
Read u, profile and even I don't get the FML posted that sucks dude
claysgurl09 5
Should of
mintcar 10
Should have *
kreepers 6
She probably told him you're her brother too. Qualified *****.
I_Punch_Babies 7
I bet she has a lot of "brothers".
MeLuvBewbs 7
Do I have to say this again? ITS NOT GAY, WHEN ITS IN A 3 WAY!
IntenseGas 0
Dick in a popcorn box?
madz5758 10
That's strange...
thisisafunnyname 12
The only way I can interpret it to make sense is that the "brother" came along, and op paid for him just to be nice. At first it sounded like op paid the "brother" so that the "brother" would go with them.