Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Not the one
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Welcome to the world!
Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML
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torbey 23
I hope you convinced him to get an ugly ring then :) Sorry, OP.
olpally 33
What an asshat... I hope you gave him a shit deal on the ring and took a lot of money from him.
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torbey 23
I hope you convinced him to get an ugly ring then :) Sorry, OP.
iNewKid 20
Okay, I don't get this.. Why'd you even help him in the first place?! Edit: i found out later she must be working at a jewelry. Still I'd not help that jerk..
CaptainDoorknob 7
I'd probably slip out the back, buy a 99 cent fake ring, and replace the one he picked out with it.
annie_nk 23
Or one that turns her finger green.
gc327072 31
He liked it and she helped him put a ring on it.
OhDearBetrayal 25
61- "Alright, so the ring is $730 with the diamond warranty of an extra $100 plus tax. Your total is $3,000, asshole."
crazedsyco 15
haha yes! make it 6k and mabey your boss well give you a rase :)
_Oblivion_ 12
Your grammar scares the shit out of me
CaptainDoorknob 7
82 - You didn't end with a period. Don't correct anyone until you yourself are correct.
ZeroZoom 6
Woah! I voted this one in!
_Oblivion_ 12
99, What the **** are you going to do about it? Oh shit, I didn't use a period. I didn't feel a period was necessary
CaptainDoorknob 7
140 - You just sound like the biggest retard. If you're going to correct other people, come correct yourself.
_Oblivion_ 12
It wasn't a mistake
CaptainDoorknob 7
I only said that because I thought you were an annoying Grammar Nazi. But I only just read the post above yours and realized your minor error wasn't nearly as horrid as his.
_Oblivion_ 12
I must still be dazed from the effects of mr. 78 up there, apologies
CaptainDoorknob 7
As long as you don't spell like a 7 year old child with dyslexia, then you're fine.
TurtleSmile 14
That's awful. :( What a jerk. Good riddance.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Yeah he definitely should've gone to a different store. That's beyond heartless of him.
sens3sfailing 25
He cheated, he doesn't have a heart to begin with. Anyone who cheats is selfish because if you aren't happy, try to fix things or move on and end it. Cheating is just dirty, selfish, lazy, and lustful. I will never understand the mind of a cheater.
downtime 13
You will never understand the mind of a cheater and yet your entire comment is a psychoanalysis of one...interesting.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I'm so sorry :( I don't know if I could do that. I'd probably see if one of my coworkers could handle it for me :(
olpally 33
What an asshat... I hope you gave him a shit deal on the ring and took a lot of money from him.
flutter4 7
I would not even help him
BossPathfinderGM 14
I hope the OP has the luck of seeing the ring returned when he inevitably screws up again.
gracehi 33
You got a good look at the shit you don't have to put up with any more. You've got your pride, and she's got him.
FMLTuna 6
OP take solace in the fact that he was unfaithful to you. You were (probably) a good wife who didn't deserve to be cheated on and you should feel good you have a clean conscience. He, however, has to live with the fact he is a cheater and will be reminded of that everyday he's with her. Really, you are the fortunate one in this situation; he's living with guilt and she's going to take vows from a man who has already broken them once. F their lives but you are great OP and you should feel good about yourself.
lovelyleah 10
5, Way to steal some words from kellie pickler.
gracehi 33
I was wondering who would recognize the reference! I definitely think those words apply here, though.
skyeyez9 25
Who says the ex feels any guilt? By asking her to help pick out a ring shows he doesnt care.
walmartpaysme 15
39 - for OP's sake, let's pretend he feels guilty, ok? I'm sure reality hit her pretty hard today so don't ruin it when people try to make her feel better.
ASD_K 11
Don't be sad when you see your ex with someone else, just remember that we were all taught as a kid to give our old and bad toys to the less fortunate.
hanymandy 6
Perfect quote! Great song too
Doortje 30
I hope you sold him the most expensive & ugliest ring in store.
Jakespeed207 4
I highly doubt those two go hand in hand in a jewelry store
Doortje 30
You'd be surprised.
DobGriffen 8
What made you feel obligated to do that?
Doortje 30
The question is more likely "WHO made you feel obligated to do that?", and the answer would probably be "My boss".
DobGriffen 8
Well I figured she worked there but I'd think her boss would let someone else do it instead of her unless her boss being somehow unaware of her previous marriage..
BeforeItWasCool 12
Well if he was enough of an asshole to cheat, then you haven't lost much OP. Just remember, that girl is gonna spend the rest of her life with a cheat. She'll always know how they got together and I'm pretty sure it'll play on her mind. At least you're free to enjoy your life and find someone right for you now OP.
Nabee143 3
Wow! He is the definition of a douche bag! If it were me, I would've told him to **** off and go somewhere else. Sorry OP, I know that was probably one of your worst days ever. Don't worry though, I'm sure your Prince Charming is just around the corner.
kenygompers 17
Since clearly he isn't considerate and a cheater, you'll easily find someone better OP (: