Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
My dog does that, it's funny..
maybe_tomorrow 0
Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD
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Comments (88)
gclunax 0
LMAO! Tht happend to my dad once except he was on the couch, he fell off, farted REAL loud nd then he asked me "what was that?"
aback 5
So it was like he was jet-propelled?
saa994 0
bahhhahhahahahahhaaha
rachilio 26
That made my day.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
That's amazing!!! Lmfao!!!!!
princessgaby 0
HAHAHA you just made my day and so what if it also happened in family guy, I bet half the FMLs are fake anyways don't be such geeks
grimmelok 0
LOL
ChChCharlie 10
LMAO that just made my day!!! xD
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
Hahahaha I did that once, except I woke everyone except myself up. And it was apparently very long. And juicy. (That's what she said).
Music_Peace_1234 0
LMFAO OMFG that was the most hysterical FML i have ever freaking read!! nice one, budd, LOL xD
triplethreat13 0
that happened to me once!!!!!!!! i was at a sleepover when i was like 12 and i was the first to fall asleep and my friends woke me up by laughing so much, and told me i fart in my sleep! don't feel bad!!
skullbuster 0
You know - alot of people get upset when people point out the shit they do in their sleep, but really, it is a huge favor. If you are a sleep farter, it's better to know that up front so you don't nod off in public places (like the beach)... Another quake in California, you guys are used to it!
miss_mojo 2
hahahaha. hope you said 'safety' afterwards.
kangaroo62 2
wow you farted your life is so ******