Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
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Top comments
catatonicsleep 17
My dog does that, it's funny..
maybe_tomorrow 0
Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD
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Comments (88)
Action_Batch 0
More like copied from Good Will Hunting. Still hilarious. I bet all four of your cheeks were red.
PokeyStix 3
LOL
nigguhplease 1
ha ha. nice. I like.
sbstar2017 8
Best. Movie. Ever
seroose 0
10-4 Evan... you wish you were that cool!!
aback 5
Remember that for when you're tempted to doze off during business meetings.
stfunubcake 0
copied from family guy wow
hippityhopp 2
Just because something happened in a show does not mean that it cannot happen in real life.
bornkiller66 0
lol I have the same problem!!! except that I hump the pillow while I'm sleeping....which is worse!!!
shostakovich 0
loltastic!
plexico 4
The jokes on them -- it was really a SHART.
trulyinsane 0
was someone digging here? the sand is starting to turn brown!
Shyman4ever 0
Lmfao this FML is epic
andlifesuxagain 0
Way to go Jupiter
Hahawowurlifesux 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha rofl this just totally made my day! I added this to my favs =)