Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
My dog does that, it's funny..
maybe_tomorrow 0
Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD
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Comments (88)
Swimmergrl 0
FYL... but that's very lolzzy
saa994 0
bahahahhahaha that's actually really funny.
doicha27 0
i've done that before
EatMyCrayonz 0
Lmao!! I can just imagine that.. haha so funny XD
mishel 0
Haha, I'm so glad this didn't turn out to be one of those "odd tan mark" FMLs.
MTBowen11191993 0
I gotta say, not a lot of these get me laughing like that!
Marzydotes 0
Don't even feel bad sweety this one time I did that and my dad was there laughing at me he said i was going on for like 30 minuts. Not so bad when it's just your dad right? WRONG! My dad who is always at the bar with his buddys announced it to the whole bar and I was a teenager at the time embarassing!
kristiecooper 0
bahahaha this is soooo something i would do, except my friends would laugh at me harder because i wud be a lobster before i woke up =[ lol
thatwhitekid09 0
this is a my life rocks not an fml
Foxy_On_Fire 21
haha I have never heard of that one before!!!!