Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
My dog does that, it's funny..
maybe_tomorrow 0
Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD
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Comments (88)
wut_fml 0
Hahaha, no one's ever said anything to me so I don't know if I fart in my sleep, but I'm always terrified of that happening when I sleep on planes
partygirl1409 0
WOW THAT IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED AT A FML COMMENT. THAT MAY BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD. HAHA LMFAO
boredboisereside_fml 0
Nice one fartypants
deaddisco_ 0
that one actually made me laugh my ass off.
_pk_ 0
Oh I hate it, it's so embarrasing! The worst is when you realize what happened, it wasn't your fault but still you feel awful
giganticbrain 0
Man....fart jokes....funnnnnyyyy stuff.....how old are we again? It seems like this place is infested with middle schoolers, at this level of immaturity.
EatMyCrayonz 0
don't diss fart jokes this one was ACTUALLY funny, go get a sence of humor dumass
mikey_was_here 0
YDI for sleeping.
ShetHappensxx 0
YDI for being gas-passing smelly butthole your disgusting! :P
xkaitlinwhitex 0
LMFAO my friend told me that one time during the middle of the night she was getting up to go to the kitchen, her dad was sleeping in the living room and he farted so loud that it woke him up. he saw her and thought she was a robber because he was so tired and he started yelling at her then fell back to sleep XD.
LeashYouUp 0
OMG FIRST