Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was introduced to a YouTube musician called S3RL. I was listening to a playlist of his music all day. Then of course when I went to pick up my girlfriend, some song came on that was just exaggerated sex moans pitched into music. She stared at me then burst out laughing and called me a pervert. FML
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
avaeric 0
I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.
your_a_towel 0
hey man, i got you beat when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.
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Comments (103)
avaeric 0
I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.
troyboyd05 0
LtDelicous you're a huge tool with a small ****. Read the post before you talk shit.
jonnyplayzaguita 0
how is this an fml rape me is an awesome song so wat its called rape me its a ****** awesome song
nosedive1994 0
LMAO haha! btw if u lasted that long ur first time you have nothing to worry about!
yennichan 0
dude....you lasted through one song....and a bit into another...and your proud of that?....i mean its not like ur a minute man...but....thats damn close....
isminei 6
it was his first time
The_FMLs 0
Maybe that stuff turns him on
fml8396 0
Hahha that's so wrong!
Suptnik 9
#94, I didn't even finish my first time and it lasted for a little over an hour. Everyone is different.
shea300 5
Exactly the same , even while get a ******** or jerked off I last at least 30-45 mins , **** stars are born , not made.
thepokeduck 0
http://xkcd.com/400/
effit 0
I've had sex to my boyfriend with "Beat it upright" by korn... look up those lyrics sometime.
Iwannabetreo 11
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Iissosmart 5
******* listen to "Prostatic Fluid Asphyxiation" by Whitechapel. Here is the first line "Raping her. Hacking. Slashing. Violating her."
MCart_fml 0
Probably better to make a play list for sex instead of picking one song and leaving it up to itunes...
Tri_fml 5
That made me lol irl. Not FML, but ******* hilarious :)
stupidLes 0
LOL 1) The right question is: did she finished? 2) She has a better taste in music than u do. 3) U got some good advices here like KoRn (start with Daddy... then Love Song), NIN, metal.
xerbrus 14
Daddy??? are you ******* serious do you even understand that song? youre ******* sick
Gio_fml 6
This is funny stuff dude ROFLMMFAO
claritin 0
#34- I'm a girl who can be totally into that gushy shit and even I thought it was lame.
Tyler_Durden_fml 0
Well, maybe she liked it. She might be more kinky than you think.
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
Fight club is one of the best movies ever made
laurenlovesjb 20
I love Justin Bieber.
Secret_Ninjaa 35
JB sucks