Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
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Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML
Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, and she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML
Today, a cute stranger waved at me on the street. I waved back enthusiastically, smiling like an idiot. Then I realized she was waving at her dog behind me. I then turned around and waved at the dog, then scurried home to bury my embarrassment in a pillow on my couch. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman ran up to me and whacked me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML
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ElricMustang 23
Damn; the dog beat you to it. FYL
beaglegun2009 4
Good doggy!!
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Comments (151)
Kuroneko91 3
Your dog is clever. It knows what it wants xDDD
Kenton1008 21
Well now you can safely say that the girl is a bitch. Get it? Anyone? -poker face-
legend777 7
Did she like it?
Jamesdean1956 0
Your dog said screw you you took to long you had your chance now it's my turn
Zangetsu67 5
Hey, the dogs just chasing a pussy
blackvyper 8
He was showing you how it's done!
SoultheWolf 19
Don't blame your dog if you don't have the balls to train him what to (and not to) do! This is completely your fault. You wouldn't blame the kid for doing something like that, no you'd blame the parents. Same go for animals. Either train your dog or give him to someone who will.
nute95 4
Lmao!! The dog is getting further than you are!!! Lol. Just kidding. That sucks man...
AJ33 0
Maybe the dog was tryin to tell u something
ashguy18 0
I bet u and the dog were thinking the same thing, at least the dog followed through:p