Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got let go from my job, because my personal cell phone doesn't always have signal, so I missed an important call from work. My contract specifically said I'd get a work phone, which never happened. FML
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
Sweet talking
Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML
Today, I went to switch my phone number to a new carrier. During the credit check, I was told that I couldn't because I already had an active account. This came as a surprise, as I've never had an account with that carrier. Time to file a fraud claim. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML
Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML
Maddening
Today, and for the umpteenth time, my cellphone customer service told me that I have to talk to the FCC due to a screwup on both sides in my cellphone plan. The thing is, I can't get around their stupid automated system, 0 is disabled and I don't want to brute force the 20 other numbers to find a living, breathing human. FML
Today, I walked into a T-Mobile store to get a new phone. I wanted all of my numbers on my new phone, but the customer service rep had to transfer them. He said jokingly, "I understand. You don't want to lose your girlfriend's number." My girlfriend and I broke up two days ago. FML
Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML
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chacon49 1
There's a 30 day trial period. You deserved this for not reading your contract! Return the phone and switch providers
pm_sky 0
call your service provider and ask them how to update your phone so you can hit more towers and get a stronger signal.
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WiderWille 11
You deserved it for not checking via the internet or so, before signing the contract
omnomnicon 9
Uh, the contract wouldn't say if they would get signal in their house... Maybe they just live in an area with bad reception with that carrier
WiderWille 11
Check the internet, ask buddies with the same carrier, whatever. Not check the contract. Geez
The_Hitdude 12
8-Signal availability varies on location aswell, not just whether or not you're indoors. Because of this, I doubt anything his friends or the interwebs have to say would be relevant. Geez.
The_Hitdude 12
8-Signal availability varies on location aswell, not just whether or not you're indoors. Because of this, I doubt anything his friends or the interwebs have to say would be relevant. Geez.
WiderWille 11
Because a friend couldn't come over to check, right?
omnomnicon 9
Why? Because when you get a phone you expect it to work so why would you search for or ask friends to check signal strength?
The_Hitdude 12
^That isn't what you said. You said 'ask buddies with the same carrier'. Also, what the **** is testing a friend's phone in the same house going to accomplish? If the carrier is the problem as you stated, he would check his signal in other locations to be sure.
SpicyDuck 22
There's no real way you can check, I have the same problem. My phone gets a little reception outside and maybe one bar inside and by windows. It's pretty much trial and error.
ddddddddg 9
This generation......
nado13579 12
This has nothing to do with our generation.
phantumgrey 6
You can return the phone for any reason up to 30 days of purchase. Stop bitching on FML and return it
efemel94 7
Furthermore, who exactly is "this generation"? It's not as though everyone on here was born in the same decade.
Shadowvoid 33
What about this generation? It is our fault that we are raised like this by the previous generation. We bitch about no service on things we dont even understand. This generation hasn't created anything yet because we are not successful yet. We only go with what we were provided with which was created by generations before. I am happy to say i am nothing like the stereotype. I hate technology and how addicted people are to it. I can't go an hour without my girlfriend checking facebook and then putting her phone back after reading stupid shit and saying that girl is a hoe, butch, lesbian, gossip. I hate it.
pip74205 9
Have you heard of BUYERS REMORSE? You have about 30 days to return and say you regret the decision. They are legally required to cancel the contract. Might just need a different phone though.
downtime 13
All phone service providers will allow you to cancel a contract if you don't get service in your area if you act immediately. Unless you've damaged the phone or something...whats the issue? Find one that works. You should have bought a prepaid card first to see if you wanted some sort of guarantee that it would work before signing a contract. Essentially you agreed to pay them every month for two years with no idea of the service you're paying for.
imavelociraptor 6
If i'm not mistaken she would have to BUY the phone and take it home (which would require her signing a contract) before being able to know if she got good service. How can you check that ahead of time???
downtime 13
Because the service provided to prepaid customers is the same as on contract. She has a phone, hence wanting to upgrade. Put the Sim in the old phone and check whether you have reception, problem solved.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
OP, ask for a booster. It's like a mini-cell tower you can plug into your computer so you have full service. I think they're a bit expensive but if you have full cell coverage, it might eliminate the need for a house phone.
Annis_x3 7
36- #1 was suggesting OP possibly could have checked online to see if the carrier had coverage in OP's area. Some carriers allow you to check online by entering your address. #1 was also suggesting if OP did not have this option, buddies with the same carrier could have went to OP's house to see if they had signal, BEFORE OP signed a new contract. Cheers.
beanerkid7 2
U usually have a 30 day return policy they will just charge u a restocking fee
pm_sky 0
call your service provider and ask them how to update your phone so you can hit more towers and get a stronger signal.
WiderWille 11
Thats not how mobile phones work ;)
jackassiddy 8
^ Actually it is. I had the same problem with my old phone. I called my service provider and they tell you what to do ( call a certain number or something) and you will get a better signal. At least it worked for me. * Rainbow flies overhead* The More You Know!
thenomad 7
Every provider has a 30 day period for you to return or exchange devices. They understand issues with cell phone reception and they'll even let you switch to a different phone if the one you chose doesn't work out for you. Also, if you tell them you will leave their service due to no reception at the house, they may offer a free booster. It is like a wireless router. You connect it to the computer and the internet and instant reception.
pm_sky 0
#5, please explain to us how a cellphone works then.
WiderWille 11
#13 its not. The phone will automagically pick the cell tower with the strongest signal. Updating your phone does NOT update the cell tower. My reference: I was one of the open noko developers working on the GSM part of the phone
jackassiddy 8
AutoMagically? So that's how they work..
The_Hitdude 12
^ 13 never said anything about 'updating a cell tower', they just said it would improve the signal. He's right, too. It worked for me aswell. Reading works wonders, doesn't it?
pm_sky 0
#5, you update your phone to pick up a better signal not the tower, my reference....I am an IT specialist for DPS.
WiderWille 11
The GSM standard has about 120 800 pages books explaining every aspect of the spoken protocol. I have neither the time nor the space to do this here on my phone, so yes, ist automagically (if you are interested in an general overview, read about electro magnetism)
WiderWille 11
#33 There certainly are software defined radios out there, and I'm sure that you can find them in phones too (after all some GSM frequencies are near the GPS frequencies so it would make sense to make a chip that can speak both standards, afaik there is one from qualcom available, not sure though). Anyway, if the phone can't RECEIVE a good signal, the problem doesn't lie in the chip but the chip is too much shielded off of the signal. Software CAN'T solve this problem, a baseband update could fix a bad modulation of the signal and thus improve the overall quality of the received and demodulated signal, but than OP would write that reception sucks everywhere, not only at their home.
SpottedZebra42 14
Or get a home phone.....
KairoFallin 0
You know you have a 30 day period you can return your phone and the contracts void right? This is for all big providers such as Verizon and AT&T. All others have it too. Go return it ASAP hopefully OP reads this within that 30 day period!
chacon49 1
There's a 30 day trial period. You deserved this for not reading your contract! Return the phone and switch providers
rachie2455 4
The contract isn't going to say that the phone wont get signal in his house. Your comment is just stupid.
rachie2455 4
Ya thats true but that wasnt the problem really
sarah56195 0
Fifth. Lol.
jackassiddy 8
*Contributes to impending downfall*
doctorhook86 25
OP's life isn't ******, it's probably just a faulty phone, which should be replaceable under the trial period. Worst case scenario, OP can sell the contract to somebody else (which may or may not be illegal).
yaya1213 6
"We need you now Agent Nick Fury."
Trisha_aus 15
Don't need nick..need the hulk to smash that phone into pieces
sparklecherry 4
That's one of the few reasons allowed to break your contract.
TheGewt 7
Well have you tried ON top of the house yet??
SliceOfCake 9
No need to get on top of the house. OP should just go lion king on it and raise it to the sky. *sings lion king opening*
klimajake 5
Dont ya hate when that happens. Fyl
BigDaddyWilkWilk 2
You can definitely cancel your contract at any time if you don't receive adequate signal at home or work. This is not so much an FML, as it is a DIM (damn, I'm stupid).
LunaDragon 10
You got T-Mobile didn't you? -.-
rattusrattus 19
Orange for our house. It's a black spot. Cross the road and you get a weak signal though. Seriously, though, you can check in-store wether you get signal or not, and it's good to your postcode (so it wouldn't show the Orange blackspot, but it will show that Orange is poor around our house.)
Torva_fml 16
What the **** are you getting on about?
lackingapathy 0
I stopped reading at "orange"
cmyk 19
#29 was talking about a phone carrier in the uk. It's called orange.
bamagrl410 31
I would've said AT&T. I have T-Mobile & get signal just fine in my house, but it seems all my friends with AT&T never have service at my house.
downtime 13
133, Even without knowing of Orange it doesn't take a genius to figure out what is being said. The poor grammar doesn't help but it is still very easy to comprehend. Something tells me from the number of thumbs up and down on the respective comments there are a lot of people down voting because they don't understand what's going on. What a bunch of idiots.
downtime 13
Damn FML double posting.
tony1891 22
damn. should have went with Verizon. maybe in 2 years you can switch. =D